by RR 19 Replies latest jw friends
Okay, so if you were running the Watchtower and noticed a slump in its activities, what would you do, how would you improve it or motivate the dubs?
I'll start.
1. Issue a Watchtower Visa/MasterCard. Everytime you use it you rack up Field Service Points you can add them to your time at the end of the month.
with every Awake magazine?
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Bring back "Green Shield Stamps".
LT, "old fart, with a long memory" class
A free bag of "miracle wheat" every time you turn in your monthly service report??
Just kidding, RR.
10 years of Field Service reporting over the 10 hr./month figure would get you 1 "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" card. You can play this card 1 time at an adverse JC meeting.
Mustang
Slogan for 1995: "The stonings will continue until attitude improves."
Elders will then be issued a 36" hickory axe handle with the words "Sheperding Call" engraved on it.
Issue silver, gold and platinum cards! More points!
weasel
After many years of "Its right around the corner".
Need a new catch phase..
"Armageddon, will be here before you know it"
Mini Van discounts...
Every other cover of the WT and Awake! would have a special advisory that says:
WARNING! CONTAINS NEW LIGHT.
