The "What If" Game (page 11)

Then he would have a sequel to "All along the Watchtower" called "Now that I'm Awake"

What if the GB started a Christian Rock Band?

Then they'd have some butt-ugly groupies.

What if the GB were spotted at a Marilyn Manson concert?

"New light" would be declared about rock concerts.

What if the entire earth had the climate Florida has?

Then cockroaches, alligators, and armadillos would be common here, too.

What if armadillos were raised on farms like chickens, pigs, and cattle, to be sold at your local supermarket?

Armadillo would probably become a delicacy so they could overcharge for it.

What if the elders, and others in the org who tormented us all, were required to humbly beg forgiveness, like Job's tormenters had to?

Then they would almost seem human, and we'd probably feel bad about ripping on them.

What if we were able to restart our lives by pressing CTRL+ALT+DELETE?

Then there would be multiple restarts from the same person.

What if we were required by law to marry two people?

Then it would improve the odds of me having a decent meal cooked by someone other than myself.

What if marriage & monogamy were prohibited by law?

I would walk around saying nothing but "w000t" and "hellyeah!"...

What if our legs were so weak we could only walk 10 feet at a time?

Then an evening stroll would be much like stumbling home from the bar at closing time.

What if there were pool tables & dartboards & a bartender at the Kingdom Hall?

The "What If" Game