The "What If" Game

findingme

Then maybe he would have been President!
What if JW's ran for public office?
Badger

They'd get stomped every election
What if JW's didn't disfellowship?
Kenneson

Then there would be few ex-Jw's and we would have no need for this forum.
What if Bush is elected President again?
Badger

Badger becomes Canadian
What if America had never revolted against Britian?
Kenneson

There would have been no Declaration of Independence and we would all be loyal subjects of her Majesty.
What if the Watchtower Society valued trees more than magazines and books?
Badger

"You're watching WTTV...Your network for Truth"
(God, I hope that doesn't catch on...)
What if I could see what my son would be like in 10-15 years?
GentlyFeral

He might grow up to be President!
Let me rephrase my last question - what if Lincoln had not been assassinated?
Dan-O

Then my mother-in-law might be driving a Garfield and we'd read a comic strip about a tall orange cat named Lincoln.
What if the sky was green and boogers were blue?
findingme

Then I'd say we were living on Romulus.
What if aliens came to visit us?
Dan-O

Then we'd need the Men In Black to maintain control so we could sleep peacefully at night.
What if we fed our babies by throwing up into their mouths, kinda like the way birds feed their young?