From what I've seen Realist I'd say you're one of the worlds foremost experts on bullshit, you're a veritable fountain of the stuff.
Then there's the little matter of the battle Kerry's web site says he was involved in but the people that were there say he wasn't, and the fact that on at least one of his 'wound' his commanding officer said he'd seen worse pricks from a rose bush. Apparently a whole bunch of stuff is going to come out on Kerry's 'distinguished' war record that won't be very pretty. Every Vietnam vet that I've talked to says that many medals in four months is complete bullshit, of course I'll yield to your expertise in that particular area.