Did ya hear the splash? Cause if you didn't hear the splash, it was just a phantom turd.
dammit those phantom turds get me every time! Badger...LMAO...good one
Finish this sentence...trying to reason with a JW is like......
by doodle-v 50 Replies latest jw friends
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doodle-v
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Nosferatu
Trying to reason with a devout Jehovah's Witness is like........ picking your nose while driving down a bumpy road.
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Mr Ben
Trying to reason with a JW is like........
...asking the Terminator not to come back.
I'll be back.
Don't come back.
I'll be back.
Don't come back.
I'll be back...
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myauntfanny
Mr Ben
ROTFLMAO!
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ApagaLaLuz
Trying to explain to your cat to stop climbing on the stove and stealing a chicken wing.
It just won't understand and the cat will ALWAYS have a reason why he has a right to climb the stove
hahaha! This makes teh most since to me :)
Hey 40, I bet if FMZ came over he could take care of that CAT problem for ya
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micheal
Is like peeing against the wind with your mouth wide open.
You can't wait for the hot air to stop and it leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth.
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Fleur
trying to play frisbee with an anvil.
(meaning, trying to throw the anvil, not throw TO the anvil) LOL
man i need coffee for clarity here.
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shotgun
Getting your shit together and trying to figure out how to pick it up...ewwww
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doodle-v
LMAO!! Those are great guys! keep em comin!
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drawcad_1
Trying to play a devil?s advocate, because I can?t think of any good ones.
Trying to explain to your cat to stop climbing on the stove and stealing a chicken wing.
Good one, but you could kill the cat.
... trying to explain the concepts of calculus to a 4-year-old.
That is a good one, but the 4-year-old will not think that you are an apostate.
like spinning around in circles and making yourself so dizzy that you puke!
This is the feeling that you have after trying to reason to the JW.
... smashing your head against a brick wall. It feels so good when you stop!
Okay, this is close.
like talking into the speaker at Sonic and expecting them to actually listen to you and get your order right.
Okay, they don?t listen to you and give you what they want to in the end. But, they still don?t think that you are an apostate.
like trying to extinguish the fire of the sun by blowing one's nose
good one.
is like reasoning with an inhabitant of Unreasonableville at the Unreasonableville Annual Rememberance Party for the most dedicated unreasonable person to have ever inhabited unreasonableville and who, as a direct result of his obscene unreasonableness, was martyred for the cause during the unreasonableville war with the neighbouring town of reasonableville.
Maybe, if I could understand it.
Trying to reason with a Jehovah's Witness is like trying to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
Good one.
not a smart thing to do, the witness is proud as a peacock because he thinks he's won and you are frustrated by the total mind control these folks are under. ........
Good one.
...getting a thousand paper cuts and jumping into a pool of lemon juice.
That would be your feeling after you have been told the JW party line.
taking a huge dump and then looking in the toilet and not seeing anything
But, the toilet does not think you are an apostate, and at least you had some satisfaction of unloading. Could only work if you killed the JW.
...swatting a fly with a Buick
Nope. This could be done.
picking your nose while driving down a bumpy road.
Nope. This could be done. Unless you do not clean out your nose in the end.
...asking the Terminator not to come back.
He only came back three times.
Is like peeing against the wind with your mouth wide open.
I am trying to figure out if you did not get any satisfaction out of this one.
trying to play frisbee with an anvil.
Good one.
?like telling a Moslem that they are wrong.
?like telling a Jew that Jesus was the messiah.