Finish this sentence...trying to reason with a JW is like...... (page 4)

RedhorseWoman

trying to sweep up the spilled mercury (quicksilver) from a broken thermometer. Every time you think you have it in a position where one quick sweep will gather it up, it squirms, wiggles, and scoots off to the side, and you can't ever pin it down. Then, too, you find out later that you probably should have called in the biohazard team, since mercury vapors can be poisonous.

DebraDoll

...nailing jello to a tree.

LeslieV

Trying to tell a straight person they are gay....or telling a gay person they are straight. Just not working!!!

Leslie

Fleur

rofl! those are great, love the jello and tree one.

and why is it jws think that people can decide to be straight or gay? come ON! that would be like me deciding not to be pale as death. you just can't change it lol. maybe you can try to cover it up or hide the fact for awhile, but it doesn't change what you are!

trying to reason with a jw is like...trying to ice skate on a volcano.

ThiChi

Is like giving medicine to a dead man.......

blondie

beating your head on a brick wall

or my favorite

casting pearls before swine (PBS)

Sirona

is like reasoning with an inhabitant of Unreasonableville at the Unreasonableville Annual Rememberance Party for the most dedicated unreasonable person to have ever inhabited unreasonableville and who, as a direct result of his obscene unreasonableness, was martyred for the cause during the unreasonableville war with the neighbouring town of reasonableville.
Maybe, if I could understand it.

LOL I guess I should have some breaks in there. lOL

Sommat like: is like reasoning with an inhabitant of Unreasonableville,

at the Unreasonableville Annual Rememberance Party for the most dedicated unreasonable person to have ever inhabited unreasonableville,

and who, as a direct result of his obscene unreasonableness,

was martyred for the cause,

during the unreasonableville war with the neighbouring town of reasonableville.

See!, thats as clear as a day which isn't that clear, where it has been foggy for a few days and someone started a fire nearby.

shamus

stupid. They just run away and say that your 'heart condition' is not good.

johnny cip

is like trying to talk to a phone recording from the electric co .it's either press 1 if your lights went out or press 2 for billing info. if you press 1 or 2 you get an other prerecorded message telling you . thank you for your business. an if you have any further inquiries ,please stop by at one of the conviently located electric co. help centers.(kh) . were they will tell you , you didn't follow the directions from the pre-recorded telephone help line. if you have any more un- answered questions please call our help line again. that's what it was set up for.............circular reasoning at it's best. john

doodle-v

is like trying to convince a clinically insane person that their imaginary friends aren't real

Finish this sentence...trying to reason with a JW is like......

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