Finish this sentence...trying to reason with a JW is like...... (page 5)

talking to a telemarketer. Whatever you say they continue to read the script.

trying to reason with a two year old. They only hear the first few words, and then it's "blah blah blah blah".

...........knitting with fog or walking on custard

Continuing with the animal theme....

It's like trying to teach a tomcat to be celibate.

Like trying to make a dog stop eating shit.

Like trying to get a lemming to stop jumping off a cliff.

Teaching a cow to count.

Alan F told me it's like trying to pick up mercury with your fingers! Why he was doing that I don't know?

IT IS LIKE TRYING TO PUSH A ROPE DOWN THE SIDEWALK.

INSTEAD OF PULLING IT AFTER YOU.

Outoftheorg

It's like trying to explain to a person born blind the difference between blue and red.

is like yelling at a slug for being blind and leaving a trail of slime wherever it goes!

There is NO reasoning, they KNOW IT ALL!

Guest77

It's just impossible. There is no way your head is going to fit up their ass so you can talk face-to-face.

Finish this sentence...trying to reason with a JW is like......