c'mon now, there has to be something... the green carpet or the hard seats? barn dances? large social gatherings? witness gossip? clapping to send love, clapping to show approval, clapping to show anything? 'clap clap clap clap, how about not clapping and being the villain??? did you ever not clap? how did it go down? how about those 10 minute long clap sessions at the end of an 8 day district assembly, hmmm, and those blankets you had to carry to prevent hyperthermia, or clapping to welcome in a new publication... i remember when the insight books came out the clapping was particularly insane... maybe you miss the fashion show that is commonly called a three day assembly? the list goes on and on, it's very possible that you pine for those long long drives to assemblies, maybe you miss driving down the highway and waving at other witnesses who were going to the assembly too! i know i miss being stuck for hours trying to get out of the car park through thousands of jw cars at the end of the assembly... how about those assembly programs, i bet you used to look at what time it finished before you even thought about the contents. yeah, is there a drama? i hope so. is it a modern day drama or is it a bible drama? ooh isn't it exciting!
refuge refuge, cities of refuge
how about lapel badges... search your heart and try to deny it, but deep down you know you know you miss them!!!
jehovah knows too!
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