I miss the cheap carpets and chairs that caused me to go into coughing fits every time I entered a kingdumb hall The only hall this didn't happen in was one that didn't have a carpet.
I miss being counselled for not underlining my watchtower.
I miss all the clapping. Now all my callouses are gone.
I miss all the congregation resolutions where everyone voted in favor of a resolution. There were never any opposing votes.
I miss wearing my convention dog tag. Now every time I'm in a crowded place I forget my name because I don't have a tag to remind me.
I miss having my BS conductor calling me to ask for my time each month. I also miss filling out a report with all zeros.
I miss my high blood pressure.
I miss the feeling of my wife's elbow in my ribs when I snoozed at meetings and assemblies. Now I just snooze at home.
I miss going to wedding receptions after the dinner. The dinner was always reserved for people with titles.
I miss several sisters' cleavage which I used to stare at when I handed them a microphone.
I miss being asked to help move people all the time because I have a truck.
I miss being counselled because I have a truck.
I miss all the colds and flues I used to enjoy because all the JW's were too stupid to stay home when sick.
Yes, I miss a lot.
Walter