They found out we celebrated Christmas (page 2)

Cicatrix

Hi Mulan,
You mean you didn't come home from doing your Christmas shopping and realize that your windows were unusually clean?;)

Why do you think there are so many window washing elders, lol. Great pretense for being able to get a peek into "fringe members'" windows to see what they are really up to, and the neighbors are none the wiser.Pretty soon they'll be washing windows in pairs so they can apply the two witness rules. Beware!Bwhahahahaha!

Have a nice weekend. Hope it isn't raining where you are.

Cic

simplesally

One witness for df'ing if you have a Christmas tree

Two witnesses needed for df'ing if you molest a child.

Nice religion.

avengers

The last three years I put up lights outside my house that flicker in all kinds of colors for everyone to see.
I put it up the beginning of December and take it down half of January.
This year I'm really gonna put up lights. And you're all invited to have a drink.
Nobody commented on it. I didn't have a Christmas tree though.
Maybe I should put one up outside with all the lights on it, maybe then they'll see it.
Who cares anymore what the elders think or do.

Andy of the "get away from me you creeps, class".

Black Sheep

I guess it will be OK to have 5,000 watts worth of flashing lights, a sleigh full of publishers, and motorised Santa legs flailing out of your chimney next Xmas then.

Corvin

Mulan, if they confront you about it, just have two words for them: "PROVE IT!"

Corvin

Sunnygal41

Aren't you glad you are out????

I remember a few years ago, one of my best witness girlfriends was struggling and hadn't been to meetings in awhile. She said that one of the reasons was that her step-mother had told the elders about going over to her place and hearing talking and dishes clinking......implying that she was entertaining a MAN ! We're talking a woman in her late 30's here, not a 20 year old and even if so, what business would it be of this person's anyways. Angie said that the only way she could have even heard anything would have been if she crept up her stairs and put her ear to the door! LMAO! My point being that it's just so ridiculous about how invasive these people are...............

Terri

exjdub

One witness for df'ing if you have a Christmas tree
Two witnesses needed for df'ing if you molest a child.
Nice religion.

Yeah, but Sally you are forgetting one thing. Molesting a child doesn't have pagan roots, it only devestates them and ruins their life...The Christmas tree is Pagan. Jeez, you know they have to keep the Orgainzation clean of all pagan influence! What a religion.

exjdub

confusedjw

The Lounging Girl said:

Mulan, maybe he didn't see it at all, but he suspects, so he's lying about it in the hopes you'll "confess"?

As an elder I never did this, but am chagrined to say that I knew a few that did.

garybuss

I have a USA flag in the back window of my car:-) Screw em!

I love Christmas. It's one of my favorite days. :-)

garybuss

I'd love it if some nosey JW would say anything to me about my flag or my family Christmas. :-)

They found out we celebrated Christmas

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