The JW's release new brochure...."Keep On The Watch!" (page 3)

The sad thing is that everyone will queue up all excited and say 'three copies, please brother' or whatever, put their money in the box and go back to their seat eagerly clutching their 'new light' and 'spiritual food at the right time(tm)' and read through the first few pages and then realise that it is nothing new. The 'loyal (tm) JW will at this point be mind-wiped (MWJW) and the 'Kingdom Smile(tm)' will appear on their face and then they will be able to verbalise to other similar MWJW's in an animated fashion about how wonderful it is to have this new tool for the FM. In their minds there are pictures of them going from door-to-door and getting loads of studies as dim-witted householders 'realise this is the troof' and they are leading them by the hand from the smoking ruins of this old world into the new one.

Other JW's who are not so loyal - 'weak-ones (tm) (WO) have lost the joy they once had and only go because it is all they know' will fair badly. The realisation that what they really feel is true and the hoped-for(tm) boost the publication might have given them turns to ashes in their spiritual mouths. The £5 or so they dropped in the box has gone to the great monster in brooklyn to feed its insatiable appetite. They then dread the enforced studing at the toosday group and have to suffer the banal wimperings and gushings of MWJW's eager to ellicit similar confirmation from the mouth of the disgruntled WO, who for the sake of peace and unity will enthuse 'oooh yes sister eversorighteous (SE) it's such a wuuunnddeerrful publication ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gush gush. Otherwise SE will register a non-compliance reaction and this will be noted (marking) and made known to Brother Megaspiritual who will come over all 'friendly and brotherly whilst probing where the sun-don't-shine for evidence of aposto-thinking.

The totally disloyal JW (who is like rocks at a feast and holes boats, or whatever) gets one copy, does not give a donay and scans the publication and posts it here so we can all see it. So if there are any disloyal JW's out there - heaven forbid there are any apostates lurking on this board - would they like to to the decent thing and procure said copy for our edification.

Thank you in advance.

cyber-sista

Uriah--great writing--kept me entertained all the way through. People not familiar with the JW mindset would read this and think it was ever so bizarro, but even more bizarre is that I totally understand every word of it--it is all so strange, but oh so true--oh so true.

cybs

simplesally

I think its disgusting to point out the Catholic church scandals of abuse without taking care of their own problems first!

Wasn't there a scripture about the straw and that huge RAFTER ??????????????????????/

Undaunted Danny

Cover of new brochure

JCanon

This is distrubing. Sadly but as prophesied the WTS would be thrown into the lake of fire (as the false prophet beast) along with Christendom, the 666-Beast "while still alive." That means they would still be attempting to operate fully as an organization when destroyed.

A modern fulfilllment of that could be the legal dissolution of all religion by some UN madate, which seems already in the works. The nature of this pushed "world terroism", which seems to be funded by others than the terrorists themselves is religion-based, which is an essential reason to have the world give up their religions. If the US gives up sovereignty to the UN, which it must to fulfill prophecy, then it is the Japanese and Russians and the rest of the world who have their own religion who will be telling Christians they must give theirs. With their reputation for the Crusades and the Holocaust plus the academic attacks on Jesus' historicity, it shouldn't be difficult to do. Plus some "militant" pro-white organizations are connected with Christianity as well, i.e. KKK, etc.

Anyway, the WTS trying to keep face until the last moment in spite of probably KNOWING they are lost is consistent with what is prophesied. Maybe this summer's prophesied terrorist attacks might turn the tied. Not a happy time but it will end nicely with the millennium.

JC

logansrun

Well, I see this thread took a turn for the wacky.

B.

Mary

Really? Our release is slightly different:

Where Is This World Heading? Towards Bush or Kerry?

Miracle Wheat vs. Miracle Gro.....What Does It All Mean?

The Hour Of Judgement Has Arrived; starring Judge Judy

A New World According To Garp

"They Took No Note Cause They Forgot to Bring a Pen and Some Paper"

"That You May Not Enter Into Temptation Island"

"Above All Things Have Intense Love For an Underaged Girl"

The JW's release new brochure...."Keep On The Watch!"

Roddy

uriah