Invitation To Americans To Find Fault With The British..

by Englishman 145 Replies latest jw friends

  • jwbot
    jwbot

    Glitter - as long as you don't mind some guinea pigs, a dog and a pet boyfriend!

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    Thats the ruddy trouble with Americans, they're so darned polite, ere they are, they get a chance on a safe thread to really mudsling us over ere, and this is ALL they can ruddy come up with, pahhhhhhhh, ruddy nora Englishman, could you have not asked the French to have a go at us, then we could'a rolled out the blinkin cannons, darn it.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Hey everybody, this could be a TRAP! Then the Brits will turn on us even more. Just take it back, people.

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses
    Thats the ruddy trouble with Americans, they're so darned polite, ere they are, they get a chance on a safe thread to really mudsling us over ere, and this is ALL they can ruddy come up with, pahhhhhhhh, ruddy nora Englishman, could you have not asked the French to have a go at us, then we could'a rolled out the blinkin cannons, darn it.

    Celtic, I can't speak for anyone else, but as for me. I find it pointless to put down another country (unless they are abusing people) because different countries have laws and customs that they are used to. If it works for them, then it's fine by me.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    I love the British. It's their FOOD I don't like!

    If it weren't for the British helping us route the French in Quebec, we'd all be speaking French and eating frogs and snails now. Now THAT is a scary thought!

    Farkel

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Farkel, actually British food is quite good (includes all the food of the empire, including India, Malaysia, and others I can't remember). English food is not good.

    Other than that, I love the Brits, and Britain. I can't wait to go back.

  • blondie
    blondie

    It's silly to take 60 million people and try to put them all in the same box/category.

    and

    It's silly to take 293 million people and try to put them all in a different box/category.

    I'm positive that all 353 million people have more in common than differences.

    Blondie (who had a British nanny)

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    Because it's so ruddy humourous thats why yam ruddy balmpot. We would find whatever you said funny, absolutely hilarious. Celtic sighs, throws his hands up in the air looking exasperated. Blimey, tis something else.

  • HeyNow!
    HeyNow!

    They did not continue Are You Being Served or Keeping Up Appearances... I Loved those shows! I like Tony Blair. My wife LOVED Diana! Love meat Pies! Plan to visit in upcoming Europe vacation. Dunno, silly ass question..I love the Brits!!

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    Ok, I'm a ruddy American, hell.

    Those two shows above are a complete pile of shite for starters. Big brother is another pile of shite. Ruddy nora, another thing about the ruddy bRitish, why can't they make a decent topic heading like 'Grumpy Old Men' - Bitch About The British Here. Grrrrrrr.

    Why don't your ruddy trains run on time? Your transport system is a pile of shite also. Why do you joust in conversation, and take the piss out of each other as much as you do, it makes your net netiquette on line with people outside your country most bothersome to deal with.

    Ruddy hell, I could go on and on and on and on and on, but I don't like being an American, that's all for now, that's all I have to say.

    Celtic pulls himself together.

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