Dan, you kill me!
Latest "Hope" Is That I'll Come Back After My Daughter's Wedding
by minimus 26 Replies latest jw friends
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codeblue
I still don't get why that would "bring you back???"
I guess my year of fading has woken up my mental reasoning...............I don't get why they would think that!!!
Codeblue
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ColdRedRain
Tell them "As soon as I see the connection about my daughter marrying a non-believer and my coming back to the religion, I'll return to your church. Until then, I leave you with Bill Bowen's greetings"
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JH
My mom's friend said that the Presiding Overseer even told her that there's one thing he just can't understand----why I left.
You left because apostates on the internet influenced you.
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Mary
Minimus: tell them that your return to the Borg is "right around the corner" and that "this generation" will not pass away until you return...............oh hell, just tell them that you've "returned invisibly----just like Jesus.
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Special K
Hi Minimus
Is your daughter getting married this summer..
If we know that we can calculate and project the signs of your second coming and junk like that!!
We'll write a whole fairy(Bible) tale about it. 70 weeks of years, Bride of christ.. all that shit...
It will be fun!..
Special K
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Mary
I get first dibs on being appointed as Min's Feckless & Discreet Slave!!!
All will worship me!!! -
Nathan Natas
LOL @ Mary -- good ones!
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Soledad
better yet, your return will be like "a thief in the night, " or "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father"
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minimus
It is funny to see the reaction of these people. They just don't get it! They are clueless......My daughter will be getting married in Sept. so how will this fulfill Bible prophecy??