by Sweetp0985 38 Replies latest jw experiences
How about the pioneer sister who didn't wind up dead at the hands of the serial killer who had just killed two avon ladies in his apartment. Why didn't he kill the sister according to police? she had two big guys with her (Angels). I'd like to know how the police knew a JW was at the door, and if they knew he killed others, why didn't they arrest him?
I remember this one from my JW days in NJ mid 1980s
this was told to me as a true story by an "ännointed" ancient named Bro. Cohen, I met in nursing home visiting service?
he claimed that in the "early days" he was being set up... a little girl answered the door in field service, her mother and the police were behind the door waiting for him to say anything that they could accuse him of being a child molestor or something....
he says as he tried to speak, someone invisible grabbed him and forced him out of the building and saving his skin from jail.... never explained how he knew there were people behind the door waiting to pounce...hmmm.
My Dad was an elder, and this story dates back to the 70s. He and another brother were called to the home of an older sister to assist her, since she was having problems with demons. Apparently, the demons were rotating her tires. She would go out to the garage and mark the tires, then go back the next day, and they would be moved.
LMAO... what a fiendish thing to do to a little old lady!
It never fails to amaze me how superstitious JWs are.
I put a case of oil beside my car a few times, hoping the demons would do a quick lube - but no luck.
My favorite Smurf story is the one about the rapist Smurf.
As you know, demons have personalities, and some are worse than others. Well, this one demon who posessed a Smurf, was a rapist. He would rape women. Anyway, one day he happened upon a JW sister and proceeded to begin raping her. The sister screamed and fought. The demon asked her, "Why do you not just give in, like the other women?" The sister proceeded to tell him that she was one of Jehovah's Witnesses and gave him a witness. Well, that Smurf was so impressed, that he started a study, turned his life around, and is currently serving as a Ministerial Servant in Minnesota.
The sister proceeded to tell him that she was one of Jehovah's Witnesses and gave him a witness. Well, that Smurf was so impressed, that he started a study, turned his life around, and is currently serving as a Ministerial Servant in Minnesota
LMAO... the part I find most funny is that right in middle of being raped the woman is able to have an intelligent conversation with her rapist.
This is one from my mother, I was around 4 at the time I believe. My mother accompanied a sister to a bible study. When we (I was with them) went into the house the woman already had 3 glasses of orange juice poured and on the table. My mother and the sister graciously accepted the offer, due to my asthma medications orange juice hurt my stomach (the medication actually caused an ulcer) so I declined and went off to play apparently. While during the study everytime this sister or my mother went to grab literature from their bags, the bag would have been moved to the other side of the room. This happened around three times, then a large cross fell off of the wall and onto the table they were studying on nearly hitting the sister. My mother and the Sister decided to leave there.
Now this is where it gets wierd (I guess). I don't remember why but apparently I had to sleep in my mom's bed this night (I'm guessing it had something to do with them letting me play alone in a demonized house) and in the middle of the night my mom wakes up to someone choking her. It's completely invisable and strong, she can't break the grasp. Finally she manages to utter "Jehovah" and miraculously it goes away. The next day at the meeting, my mother talked to the other sister and she had the same expirience. I slept through the whole thing. They say I was lucky I didn't drink the orange juice, I'm guessing it was professional respect.
I'm just surprised that the demon was able to find a Smurf that was anatomically correct.
My God and I thought my stories were weird. I guess demons just like Smurfs for some reason. I faintly remember something about a Cabbage Patch Doll doing something too along the lines of moving by itself but I don't remember exactly what happened.
And the story about the Smurf running out the KH..C'mon now. I would have loved to see that.
That's hilarious RunningMan! You had me in stitches...
while at a convention in corvalis oregon, 2 sisters were staying in a hotel room, but had been late for the convention each day. The clock was going BACKWARDS, and they hadnt noticed it untill they were late on the 3rd morning. They searched their room high and low, and found an occult book in the bedstand drawer, where the bible usually is.
