This is an example of passive agressive behavior, I thought it was cute and worth sharing:
There was a feud between the Pastor and the Choir Director of The
Hicksville Baptist Church. It seems the first hint of trouble came when the
Pastor preached on dedicating yourselves to service and the Choir Director
chose to sing:
"I Shall Not Be Moved"
Trying to believe it was a coincidence, the Pastor put the incident behind
him.
The next Sunday he preached on giving. Afterwards, the choir squirmed as
the director led them in the hymn:
"Jesus Paid It All"
By this time, the Pastor was losing his temper.
Sunday morning attendance swelled as the tension between the two built.
A large crowd showed up the next week to hear his sermon on the sin of
gossiping. Would you believe the Choir Director selected:
"I Love To Tell The Story"
There was no turning back.
The following Sunday the Pastor told the congregation that unless something
changed he was considering resignation. The entire church gasped when the
Choir Director led them in:
"Why Not Tonight."
Truthfully, no one was surprised when the Pastor resigned a week later;
explaining that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was leading him away.
The Choir Director could not resist:
"What A Friend We Have In Jesus."
Kate