Let the expelled one be to you ... as a tax ccollector"? Wasn't Jesus criticized by the Pharisees for hanging out with tax collectors?
BINGO!! Jesus never told him followers to pointedly ignore ANYONE, in fact, as mentioned above, Jesus ATE with the tax collectors. So where do they get that Jesus was telling his followers to cut off family ties? Idiots......My assembly program was a bit more inspiring though.............
Circuit Assembly Program 2004-2005
Theme: Be Guided by ?the Wisdom From Patterson, Which is Short on Demand?
SATURDAY
Morning
Boring Music
Song No. 41 and Prayer
?The Fear of Disfellowshipping Is the Only Trick We Have Left Up Our Sleeves?
Song No. 42 and Stupid Announcements That No one Gives a Shit About
True Wisdom Is Not Welcome In This Religion
Dedication to The Borg and Assimilation
Song No. 202
Afternoon
Same Shitty Music As in the Morning
Song No.88
Fake Experiences from Lands You've Never Even Heard Of
Be ?Ready to Obey? Organizational Direction - Resistence Is Futile
Song No.73 and Announcements Reminding You to Give Us All Your Money
Song No.34 and Prayer to End this First Wasted Day
SUNDAY
Morning
Even Worse Music Than Yesterday
Song No.158 and Prayer That No One Listens to.
Acquiring True Wisdom by Buying a Copy of Crisis of Conscience
Pursue the Things That Are Upbuilding and Forbidden by the Governing Body
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Not All Things Build Up; Take Us For Example
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At Congregation Meetings, Learn to Sleep With Your Eyes Open
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In Our Ministry, How a Two Hour Coffee Break Can Be a Witness to All the Nations
Song No.65 and Announcement Telling You That We Need More Fucking Money From You
Watchtower Summary
Interview With Bill Bowen, Barbara Anderson and Ray Franz
Song No.25
Afternoon
Lawrence Welk Ga-Ga Music
Song No.10 and Prayer
Public Address:
?How The Hell Does This Religion Keep Going??
Song No.97 and Furious Announcements and Demands for Your Credit Card Numbers.
?Do Not Become Wise in Your Own Eyes" Or We'll Shit Twice and Die!
Our Prophecying: 130 Years Of Getting It Wrong
Song No.45 and Closing Prayer Like the Energizer Bunny....It Keeps Going and Going and Going....
