LOL love this thread.
My mom used to say out loud at the start of each song, "dirge number 1." or whatever the number was. She hated the songs! There were a couple that I would always get stuck in my head, drove me nuts.
We knew the guy who did the musical score and wrote a lot of the songs, he is responsible for when they redid the songbook back in the 70's or 80's. He was a fabulous pianist, but the songs were just too darn slow and funarial.
Ash