...or something like that.
Craigster (of the "I luv some of those bumper-stickers I see" class)
My wife says I never listen to her...
by onacruse 35 Replies latest social family
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Satanus
Aaa, don't pay no mind.
S
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Joyzabel
Oh to be six again...
The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then
took her off to Disneyland. What a day!
They went on every ride in the park. The Matterhorn, Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean,
and the Haunted Mansion. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
They drove to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
shake. Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over ! his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"Is that what this crazy day was all about?
You idiot, I meant my dress size!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong. -
Sassy
well you know we could never disagree with Kate
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Poztate
YOU SAY WHAT ????
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candidlynuts
if men listened to their wives the trash would always be taken out, the sink would be fixed ,he'd learn to ask directions and he'd finally find the G spot!
female logic RULES!
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onacruse
See, the real problem is that women just think that men don't listen.
We males listen in our own special ways, filtering and deciphering and interpreting information in subtle ways that transcend the ability of other genetically depleted elements of the human race to understand.
No offense intended.
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gumby
Craigs arse is in deep doo cuz he tries to anylize evrything and he's always trying to solve Kate's problems instead of just being quiet and "listening" to her. Men try to fix things when all women want is someone who will listen and show they understand....without saying anything. Just nod and look real concerned.
Gumby John Gray Venus Mars Sr.
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zev
if men listened to their wives the trash would always be taken out, the sink would be fixed ,he'd learn to ask directions and he'd finally find the G spot!
female logic RULES!
well now........ i must be one hell of a great listener. and do'er. zev
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xenawarrior
Craig:
*thwack*