by onacruse 35 Replies latest social family
Women (yes I class them all together ) love using the word NEVER. What they really mean is you do not listen to me as often as I would like but for some reason Women ALWAYS use the phrase "You NEVER listen to me"
I usually reply You ALWAYS use the word NEVER which is BS I sometimes do - -sex is then usually of fthe menu that night - ah well
Now, to let you ladies in on a little secret: us males have a special power--we can read your minds and thereby know what you're going to do or say before you do or say it!
For example, that xw gave me a *thwack*? I knew she was going to do that, before she knew it.
Now, as for zev--need we males be braggarts? After all, the whole world already knows, right?
directions and he'd finally find the G spot!
What is a G spot?
What is a G spot?
Well- duh!-it's the spot right in between F and H !
NEVER SAY ....."Oh you must be on your period AGAIN"
always say
"Aww...Yes I understand....It must be my male menopause thingy."
Now, as for zev--need we males be braggarts? After all, the whole world already knows, right?
i'm not bragging, just darn lucky is all.
i love menopause, and i love pms. who knew these times in a womans life could be so grand!
ok got to go..........
i feel the "bulls and cows" thing happening...........
Your wife????? Onacruse, I always thought you were a woman. Sorry, Strange.....
Other things not to say based on 14 years of marriage to a wonderful woman that most that know her refer to as "Tilly the Hun".....
"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
and
"Weren't you pissed at me about 28 days ago?"
RGW
"Well- duh!-it's the spot right in between F and H !" Great...now you remember! ;P
Wife? Oh, yeah .. there is a short brunette running around the house lately. wonder if she's the same chick I picked up in 1983? She looks kinda familiar ...
