OH NO....!! I gotta have an operation....

by ScoobySnax 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    Well, its like this, for the past 3 years I've had this lump on my index finger of my right hand, hasn't really bothered me, but in the last month it really swelled up and became painful. I reckon its a ganglion although the doctors are not sure, had it x'ray and the doctor at work says he doesn't think its anything "sinister" ....lol comforting!!

    Anyway he says that because of the proximity of it, and it being close to the digital nerve, the surgery might be tricky, I need to be refered to East Grinstead hospital, which is a few miles from here, and is a Plastic Surgery specialist Centre in the UK. I'm crapping myself!! Even though my sister said she would come with me and see if she could get her boobs enlarged to keep me company....!!

    Crazy that I spend all my working life taking people to theatre for far more major surgery and tell them its all gonna be alright and not to worry........and now its me YIKES!!!

    Never had a general anaesthetic........

    Scoob

    (ps I leave all my money to the Monster Raving Loony party)

  • fleaman uk
    fleaman uk

    Scoobysnax

    Hope all goes well with you.... can i bring your Sis some grapes?Or possibly Melons?

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    LOL .....you leave my sisters Melons out of this!!!

  • fleaman uk
    fleaman uk

    Big,bad Brother has spoken!

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    I think she wants to go for the "Jordan" look......LOL....she can already do the pout.

    I said to her today...."Oooh my my poor finger" and she said "Ooooh my big lovelies....!""......COW

  • fleaman uk
    fleaman uk

    Ha ha ha your Sister is obviously suffering with you Mate!

    The Jordan pout is quite nice,but i gotta say her Boobs look...disturbing!

    I actually quite like Jordan..yeah,a shameless self promoter and very chavy,but she seems to really care for her poor,sick Kid. ( i dont mean Peter Andre btw lol)

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    Fleaman...you Git. This was supposed to be my thread to garner some sympathy. now I can't get Jordan's Boobies, and Mysterious Girl Peter Andre out of my head......!!

    Ohhhhhh-hhhhhh-hhhhhhhhh Mysterious girl, lay your body next to mine.......etc etc etc ARGHHHHHHH!!

    at least its taken my mind off the op I s'pose!

  • fleaman uk
    fleaman uk

    Lol well i aim to please!

    But youve got your own back by putting that dreadful Song in my Head!!!!

    Everybody...give Scooby some proper support,take his mind off Jordans boobies!!

  • Sunspot
    Sunspot

    Awww..................Poor Scoob!

    Sorry to hear about your impending boo-boo! You'll probably get some nice little pills to make you feel better while you're healing. Hospitals are pretty good this way.

    When are you going in to have it done?

    hugs,

    Annie

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    LOL Flea.....listen, ear to the ground.......Can you hear it?? Listen closely....... a humming....it's the busy tap tapping of the international forum of exJWs sending their warm wishes....

    Sit back and weep in awe Flea......One day, you too will be this popular.

    (Tumble-weed rolls by............................................................)

    LOL

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