Electricity is more important than God

by onacruse 26 Replies latest jw friends

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  xenawarrior

  note to onacruse: seriousness is not possible from 8:00 p.m. U. S., central time and Monday, 11: a.m. CST.

  But thanks for always providing some fun !
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  onacruse

  xw:

  note to onacruse: seriousness is not possible from 8:00 p.m. U. S., central time and Monday, 11: a.m. CST.

  Time-zones mean nothing to me: I control the horizontal, and the vertical.

  There is nothing wrong with your TV...Do not change your channel!
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  onacruse

  roflmfao w/ Satanus

  Golly, sargent, I might take those pics to insinuate that you are a Democrat...

  no offense intended.
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  Valis

  Hmmm...here's a couple for you onanism...no more electric sex toys for you..all manual and a return to wankus quo onte for you!

  no move A/V guy at the hall

  no more mic handling

  no more conventions, but something more hellish, mini conventions...

  candles at the hall...hmmm...

  no more fancy printing at Patterson

  all those buildings WTBTS owns in Brooklyn...useless
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  xenawarrior

  onacruse- yer ass is grass- count on it
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  bikerchic

  Oh honey........

  onacruse- yer ass is grass- count on it

  xw has one of these waiting for you and I don't think it's electrified and she can make it fly,lol

  ~~~~runs and ducks for cover!
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  xenawarrior
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  OICU8it2

  The wives of us power linemen wouldn't have all that money to shop and keep the economy flourishing.
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  one

  That's one of "they" reason they wen to Iraq AND (i heard) the FED gov in the usa is going to buy ALL electric power distribution lines, own them just like roads and highways
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  LittleToe

  What a crock.
  Were your worst case scenario to come about, then you've be meeting your maker soon enough. Maybe at that point you could have comparable data as to which was more important

  1. Artificial lighting would cease to exist, and therefore virtually every multi-story building in the world would become unusable. Commerce would come to a screaching halt.
  2. Computers would stop, and ditto to 1);
  3. Electrical heating would cease, and therefore millions upon millions of people would die within days;
  4. Natural gas heating would also stop (since the pumps that distribute that gas are typically powered by electricity)...and ditto to 3);
  5. Water distribution (powered by electricity) would stop, and we would find ourselves looking for the nearest clean-water creek just to get enough water to drink for the day;
  6. Waste processing facilities would stop, and within a month most civilized countries would be over-run with communicable diseases like diptheria and typhoid;
  7. Emergency relief agencies would be immobilized: no planes could fly, no trucks could run...and none of the guns of the national guards or police would operate.

  I've renumbered them, coz you've got two fours in there

  1. I've got plenty of candles
  2. I have eight hours of battery life in my laptop, and haven't watched TV for weeks - I read a lot
  3. I have a coal fire and lots of coal
  4. My gas stove requires no electricity, and I have a spare gas tank
  5. I know where the nearest streams and lochs are, for water - there's plenty, it's Scotland!
  6. I've used an outside restroom in the dim and distant past, and somehow avoided disease
  7. Guns run on electricity???

  Since I also have about a months supply of food in my freezer, I reckon I'd last long enough to modify my way of living. I'm near the sea, so fish and crab isn't a problem.

  Let's take the opposite scenario - God ceases to exist - the underlying intelligent energy of the universe disappates, taking your molecules with it - after all, you''re less than 99% vacuum, with spun energy taking up the rest...

  See, now that's what ya get by talking to electrical engineers about god-stuff. When did ya last hear of God electrocuting himself with his own thunderbolts? Yet electricians do it all the time!