What is "Right?"

by Farkel 53 Replies latest jw friends

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    No, I meant 'condescended', Daddy-O, as in my Father 'condescended' to play games with Abraham. He didn't have to; He could have just said, "Mind your business, Abe, that's all; just mind your business." I mean, my forefather Abraham WAS kinda 'checkin' God's hand', yes? Could'a been HIM what was turned into a pillar 'o salt, yes?

    But let me ask YOU a similar question to the one I asked the JRigger... let's say your daughters got YOU drunk and had sex with you while you were, say, out of it? Did you molest them? Now, turn the tables: let's say you got your DAUGHTERS drunk and had sex with THEM while THEY were out of it? Are they responsible? Wait! What do I MEAN 'while they were out of it'? EVERYONE knows that no matter HOW drunk a person is, they are VERY WELL aware of what they're doing... and who they're doin' it with, right?

    Think hard before you answer, 'O-I-Just-Want-Shelby-To-See-It-My-Way-Cause-I-Can't (hmmm... can't? or refuse to?) -See-It-Any-Other-Way One... (just joking, dear one... spoken in love, of course - LOL!)

    C'mon, Farkel, turn the tables: if he had done to them what they reportedly did to him... who would we blame? Him, again, of course. Why is that? Why are the girls the 'innocent' ones here? Help me out, cause I don't get it.

    And in the meantime, a word of warning to all you fathers out there who have 'fast' daughters (or stepdaughters, or baby's mama daughters, or old lady's daughters, or girlfriend's daughters... or BOYFRIENDS daughters)... that seem to uh, 'confuse' you sometimes with THEIR conduct... you might wanna think about movin' out... or at least keepin a tape or video player on you 24/7. Cause you're damned if you do... AND you're damned if THEY do... even if you didn't KNOW they did!

    'Cause ya'll know that its only men and fathers who molest folks; women, mothers... and daughters... would NEVER do such a thing... and if they did... well, 'he was ASKIN' fer it'! (What was Lot THINKING... wearing that tight outer garment with the blue fringe just swinging all around his ankles... he ENTICED them poor innocent girls, he did...)

    (Criminey, I'm a GIRL, and even I wonder if a guy can get a 'break')

    Ahhh, Daddy-O, even I live in the 'real' world.

    Peace!

    Your friend (always) and a slave of Christ (always, too),

    SJ

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    AGuest,

    : No, I meant 'condescended', Daddy-O, as in my Father 'condescended' to play games with Abraham.

    Why would he do that? Doesn't he have a life outside of wiping out cities and Civilizations and preparing for the mother of the mother of ALL holocausts including the biggest one He had EVER done before? I'm talking about the previous Noachian flood. Not satisfied with a major headliner, He's upping the ante and preparing for the EPIC holocaust, namely the end of all (except a few dubs) as we know it.

    Why would he just screw around with Abraham's head when he was going to kill them all, anyway? God got his own way, and Abraham wasted his time: God killed them all, including Abrahams's nephew's wife. God likes to kill and he will find all sorts of ridiculous reasons to do it. He also likes to play games with human's heads before he kills them. He's a psycho. In fact, the Bible God is the worst psycho who ever existed.

    Tell your "Father" I said THAT about Him! He'll probably kill me. That's what he does for a living. I guess deaf and blind Gods need some sort of recreation: they can't hear prayers, they don't see the misery their children suffer, so they just KILL, KILL, KILL.

    Right. Kill the victims of their own creation. Sounds like God is more and more like the Watchtower Printing Corporation. They were made for each other.

    But he LOVES you!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Get real. The God of the Bible is a joke and a psycho.

    Farkel

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    FarTkel

    You know what, Farkel? If you were to expend only HALF as much energy looking for answers as you do conjuring up silly questions you would have conjured up far less questions and found many more answers.

    You are sooooooooo much wiser than the God of the Bible, Farkel. It's surprising that He doesn't just go ahead and step down and put YOU in charge of the universe. But then again, He knows that you can't even wipe your own behind properly. Doesn't He!

    Friday
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  • mommy
    mommy

    Hey Farkel
    Thanks for posting this. I think maybe god of the bible got confused on what righteous is. If you look at the account, Lot offered his daughters to the men of the city. His virgin daughters were offered to be "taken" by these men, without their consent. To me this is not a righteous act, he is turning his daughters over to be raped and who knows what else. But god did let him live.

    Then we have Lot's wife, god of the bible must have deemed her righteous, but then killed her before she even made it to safety. Did god not percieve that she was an unrighteous woman?

    Then we have his two daughters, those poor creatures who were almost gang raped by all the men of the town. God deemed them righteous, and even blessed them with children. Of course their children were products of incest. They must have known it was a sin and their father would not comply, why else get him drunk.

    Hmmmm, 4 out of 4 righteous souls, all proved unrighteous. Looks like god of the bible doesn't even know how to choose the righteous. Makes you wonder if he chose the unrighteous correctly as well.[8>]
    wendy

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Friday,

    : If you were to expend only HALF as much energy looking for answers as you do conjuring up silly questions you would have conjured up far less questions and found many more answers.

    I have spent a lot of time looking for answers, Friday. A LOT of time. I've concluded if they answers are anywhere, they are to be found outside what's in the Bible. My posts have to do with the way the Bible presents God, and I don't believe the Bible. How then could I believe the God presented in the Bible?

    : You are sooooooooo much wiser than the God of the Bible, Farkel.

    That's for sure. You ain't never seen me kill the entire planet, or even a single soul.

    : It's surprising that He doesn't just go ahead and step down and put YOU in charge of the universe.

    No it isn't. It's perfectly logical. If he did that I wouldn't go around killing everyone and God would get bored, and fire me and then kill ME. In view of that, I'd rather not have the job anyway.

    : But then again, He knows that you can't even wipe your own behind properly. Doesn't He!

    That's his fault. He made me. If had had any brains he would have found a nicer way for us to eliminate waste or would have created a body that could utilize everthing ingested and eliminate the need for having any waste at all.

    Farkel

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    Dearest D., may you have peace... and dear one, I SINCERELY mean that.

    The response to you, DC, from my Lord, which has been given me by means of holy spirit, is:

    Why would he do that?

    Because by proposing the questions, Abraham in essence 'asked' for it. My Father obliged HIM, Abraham, by condescending to do Abraham's 'will' FIRST... before doing His own.

    Doesn't he have a life outside of wiping out cities and Civilizations...

    Earthing man... 'why doesn't God DO something about all this 'ungodliness'... 'why did God DO that?' Did you not read and have you not heard that the only reason my Father even DEALT with the matter at ALL... is because He heard the OUTCRY that went up? And yet, you deem yourself intelligent enough to know what is RIGHT... more so than the Holy One of Israel...

    and preparing for the mother of the mother of ALL holocausts including the biggest one He had EVER done before? I'm talking about the previous Noachian flood. Not satisfied with a major headliner, He's upping the ante and preparing for the EPIC holocaust, namely the end of all (except a few dubs) as we know it.

    You decry the WTBTS... and yet, you still 'buy' into their false teachings. You may have fooled many here, but your heart is openly exposed before my Father...

    Why would he just screw around with Abraham's head when he was going to kill them all, anyway?

    Abraham didn't BELIEVE my Father... that there were not even 10 righteous men in those cities. Abraham was given the chance to prove my Father wrong. He failed.

    God got his own way

    It was NOT my Father's 'way'... for even Lot tried to warned the men of those cities of their error... and offer his own daughtes to turn it back.

    and Abraham wasted his time:

    Abraham CHOSE to waste his time. Had he LISTENED his time would NOT have been wasted.

    God killed them all, including Abrahams's nephew's wife.

    Indeed.

    God likes to kill and he will find all sorts of ridiculous reasons to do it. He also likes to play games with human's heads before he kills them. He's a psycho. In fact, the Bible God is the worst psycho who ever existed.

    You are a liar... and a slanderer. Thus, who really is YOUR 'father'?

    Tell your "Father" I said THAT about Him!

    Indeed, he has 'heard' you, Doug Checketts. Loud and clear.

    He'll probably kill me.

    No, my Father will not do your 'dirty work'. If you wish to die, Doug Checketts, then it will be at your own hand, and not my Father's.

    That's what he does for a living.

    Again, you are a liar... and a slanderer.

    I guess deaf and blind Gods need some sort of recreation: they can't hear prayers, they don't see the misery their children suffer, so they just KILL, KILL, KILL.

    Deaf and blind ones, perhaps. My Father is neither deaf... nor blind. And He has seen you, Doug Checketts... and heard you.

    Right. Kill the victims of their own creation. Sounds like God is more and more like the Watchtower Printing Corporation. They were made for each other.

    The word of my Father to you, Doug Checketts, by means of my Lord is that you were told... and you have HEARD... to leave anger alone. But you have not done so; rather, you have enlarged upon your anger, to the point of sinning with your mouth. He has heard the cries and prayers and anguish of YOUR heart; it is YOU... who refuse to listen to Him. So, now, unless you repent... He will harden your heart even further, until you have yourself cut yourself COMPLETELY off the Tree of Life... and your 'death'... will be at your own hand.

    But he LOVES you!!!

    And He loves you, too. Even though you have lied on Him, slandered Him, maligned Him, and falsely accused Him... all without basis. You have taken that which you received FROM EARTHLING MAN... and formed an opinion of the Holy One of Israel, one whom YOU... do not know.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Get real. The God of the Bible is a joke and a psycho.

    In the end, it will be MANIFESTED... that it is you who are the psycho. Did you not hear my Father's words to the man 'Cain'? 'WHY are you hot with anger and WHY has your countenance falle'? And what was the warning given to that one? Pay heed, for it is now given to you:

    "IF you turn to doing GOOD, will there not be
    an EXALTATION? But... if you do NOT turn to
    doing good, there is sin... CROUCHING AT THE
    ENTRANCE... and for YOU is its craving. And
    will YOU, for YOUR part... get the MASTERY
    over it?"

    For the man who is isolating himself, will seek his own selfish longing. Against ALL practical wisdom... he WILL break forth.

    I, myself, SJ, have spoken it to you, D., just as I myself have 'heard' it.

    Now, I will address you personally:

    Doug, you do not know what you have done... and what you are doing. I KNOW that you are angry, but your anger is leading you down a 'dark, DARK' path. You have NO idea. You are blaming God for EVERYTHING that has gone wrong in YOUR life, and you wish all others to blame him, too. So, you have set out on a course to 'expose' Him as an evil entity... one who enjoys killing people.

    But you don't know Him, D., and I myself must tell you that you are way off. WAY off. You people want justice and evil to come to an end, and yet, when evil is PUT to an end, you cry 'foul' against God. It is WE who are 'fickle', D., not God. WE want evil to end and pain to stop, but every time He has to run interference, the SAME people that cried out for release turn right around and accuse HIM of wickeness for answering that cry.

    If my Father were to come in TODAY... and wipe all that is evil... including HUMANS... YOU... and many others... would be GREATLY surprised. Why? Because you have only the ability to see what is on the OUTSIDE of man: what he APPEARS like to YOU... and how he presents himself. But you cannot know his heart. People that YOU think should stay would go... and people that YOU think should go... would stay.

    Abraham, although he THOUGHT he did, DIDN'T know more than my Father... or BETTER than Him, Doug. And neither do you. You keep asking why He isn't speaking to YOU... and why He doesn't love YOU... and you KNOW that is a lie! You and I BOTH know that that is a lie... no matter WHAT you tell the people here. He HAS spoken to you... you KNOW it... and you know that you have absolutely failed to do what He has told you to do.

    My final word to you, Doug, as your FRIEND? Check your heart and check it quick like! Examine every single 'corner' of it. SEE yourself... and the unwarranted cynical anger that is there. My Father did not 'direct' your life to where it is; YOU made those choices that have led you there. YOU failed to listen, because YOU knew/know better... and now you're in a place YOU'VE created for yourself... and want to blame God. You are wrong, Doug, and I say this to you out of all of the love I have for you.

    You are in a VERY dangerous position, Doug. One of letting your anger overwhelm you to the point it overcomes you. There is NO benefit to you in that... and nothing good can come of it. God is not to blame for the sad situation of your life, Doug. YOU are. And you know that I KNOW it. It doesn't have to stay that way, though. You CAN heed the warning of the spirit to you... and get off this 'track'.

    It's your choice, as you know. You can choose to 'hear'... or choose to 'refrain'. But neither my Father, the Holy One of Israel, JAH OF ARMIES, or my Lord, His Son and Christ, JAHESHUA MISCHAJAH, will MAKE you do anything.

    I bid you peace, Doug. Sincerely I do... for dear one, I truly know that at this time, you NEED it.

    I am still...

    Your servant, FRIEND... and a slave of Christ,

    Shelby Johnson

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    AGuest

    Indeed, he has 'heard' you, Doug Checketts. Loud and clear.

    And again:

    Deaf and blind ones, perhaps. My Father is neither deaf... nor blind. And He has seen you, Doug Checketts... and heard you.

    And again:

    The word of my Father to you, Doug Checketts, by means of my Lord is that you were told... and you have HEARD... to leave anger alone.

    Out of respect for Farkel’s wishes you really shouldn’t be using Farkel’s real name, Shebby Yonsin. His mummy and dahdie is not s’posed to know dat he be here on duh innurnet, hangin’ out wid a buncha ‘postates.

    Please ‘poligise to da man, an promuss yo nedder do dat no mo. Ok?

    Fiedy

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    Farkel

    That's his fault. He made me. If had had any brains he would have found a nicer way for us to eliminate waste or would have created a body that could utilize everthing ingested and eliminate the need for having any waste at all.

    Are you referring to the God of the Bible, or the God that you say you believe in? If the latter, then what do you think about the way that He constructed you insofar as not having made you in such a way as to "eliminate the need for having any waste at all"? Do you think YOUR God "had any brains"?

    Friday
    .

  • Yadirf
    Yadirf

    Something else, Farkel. Suppose God had of created both mankind and animals in such a way as you would have preferred, as you expressed up above. Would you THEN be discontent with the 'sweat thing'? You know what I mean ... that perspiration stuff that forms in the pocket of the underarms etc. Would you THEN be malcontented that He hadn't created you in such a way so that you wouldn't sweat? I'll bet I know the answer to that, and the reason why! Knowing how much you hate to take a bath ...

    Did you change shorts this week, Farkel?

    Friday
    .

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    HUSH, Friday... and may JAH further rebuke YOU! This isn't/wasn't a JOKE, you impudent man.

    A slave of Christ,

    SJ

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