All about Farts ,,,,,,yes i said Farts

by kls 42 Replies latest social humour

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  kls

  JH man you just slay me ,,,,,,ROTFL

  Brenda ,,,,,,,,,LOL that was a good one.
  
  
  
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  whyamihere

  Calamity..........That is so wrong and so funny! I have tears down my face!LMAO

  Brooke
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  calamityjane

  Brooke I know that's wrong, but I couldn't help myself. I was LMAO too when I read them, so I had to share, of course.
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  JH

  Farts on the Richter Magnitude	Mercalli Intensity	Fart Description
  2	I	Usually not smelt, but detected by instruments.
  	II	Smelt by very few people.
  3	III	Smelt by many, often mistaken for a passing Diesel Truck.
  	IV	Smelt by many indoors, dishes and doors disturbed.
  4	V	Smelt by nearly everyone. People awakened. Cracked walls, trees disturbed.
  5	VI	Smelt by all. Many run outdoors. Furniture moves. Slight damage occurs.
  	VII	Everyone runs outdoors. Poorly built buildings suffer severe damage. Slight damage every where else. Domestic animals faint.
  6	VIII	Everyone runs outdoors. Moderate to major damage. Minor damage to specially designed buildings. Chimneys and walls collapse.
  7	IX	All buildings suffer major damage. Ground cracks, pipes break, foundations shift.
  	X	Major damage. Structures destroyed. Ground is badly cracked. Landslides occur.
  8	XI	Almost all structures fall. Bridges wrecked. Very wide cracks in ground.
  	XII	Total destruction. Ground surface waves seen. Objects thrown into the air. All construction destroyed. Everyboys needs a mask.
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  whyamihere

  Calamity....I have 4 brothers and I know very well all about Farts...they have done just about everyone and many many more. If I see another guy light his fart on fire I will scream!

  Brooke
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  kls

  Calamity ,,, THAT IS LIKE SO LIKE FUNNY THAT I HAVE TO LIKE PRINT IT OUT,,,,ROTFL

  AND MAY I ADD THAT YOU HAVE WAY TO MUCH KNOWLEDGE OF,,,,,,, THE FART
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  calamityjane

  Hey Brooke, I've heard of the lighting of farts and the butt hairs igniting. That's funny.
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  whyamihere

  I never seen the Dingle Berries flame up but I have seen the pants go up in flames. Very funny when you are 17...Yeah still funny when you are 24!

  Brooke
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  franklin J

  I remember as a kid having to sit at meeings ....and sit with nothing to do but "pretend" to be listening ( of course the thought of ACTUALLY paying attention never occured to me). Sitting with no place to go and the person ( any one of several persons) sitting in front of me passing BAD gas.

  yes, I rember it was fun to try to gues WHO of them was FARTING....was is old sister S*****?,;she must have cooked a bad dinner....or was it Brother P***?; well it was obvious by the looks of his wife that she could not cook.... Look at the way Brother S**** keeps shifting in his chair; it must be him......wait, we are going to stand for the song and prayer; maybe it will become obvious by the way they stand up....

  the possibilites were endless....

  ahhhh, only in the mind of little boys could such humor ever spring....
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  kls

  JH,,,,,,LIKE I HAVE TO LIKE PRINT THAT ONE TO,,,,,,

  All these just leave me breathless,,,,,,,