All about Farts ,,,,,,yes i said Farts
by kls 42 Replies latest social humour
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candidlynuts
KLS? how'd i miss this ? your gonna have to start pm'ing me and alerting me to funny threads!
and HOW THE HECK DID I GET BLAMED FOR FARTS WHEN I WASNT EVEN HERE?!!!
i am a lady.. i do not fart! one can control those baser things with some discipline and restraint. control your sphincter !
i grew up with 3 brothers.... If your riding in a car with them and its pouring down rain and you HAVE to have the windows up... one or more of them would fart and stink up the car...... if your walking in the store with them, one of them will either fart or make fart noises and then point and giggle at you................ if we were in the kingdom hall and one particular lady whos panty hose always made swishy noises walked by one of them would always make a fart noise.....if anyone belched at the dinner table, one of them would invariably lift up a leg and say " I can beat THAT" and let one rip.........never and i mean NEVER walk behind a teenage boy when your going up stairs....this is a dangerous position to be in and you WILL be sorry!
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jeanniebeanz
Do not feed fast food to someone who has a propensity for flatulence. The result is madness.
J
