This was very very funny.
Are you doin a regular every week?, is this the first study or have I missed any??
I think it was very informative and gives many good points to use on FS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gumby's Sunday Bible Study in Genesis
by gumby 36 Replies latest watchtower bible
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FlyingHighNow
( apparently Jehovah was a better magician than he was a wrestler)
Yeah, why didn't he just whip Jake's a$$ right there? Maybe that Jehovah Unmasked article is correct in it's identification of Jehovah.
I love your rendition of this story, Gumby. If Sunday School would have been this entertaining, I would have liked it better.
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gumby
Flyin....if you woulda attended my classes....you'd ended up bein a poor heathen bastardette.
Nark....I don't know why jehover didn't go for ol' Jacobs scrotum....he knows it's tender there cuz he made the damn ugly thing!
Vitt.. Next week we'll learn how the jews never eat hip meat.
Here's a little tidbit
Gen: 32:32 Therefore the children of Israel eat not of the sinew which shrank, which is upon the hollow of the thigh, unto this day: because he touched the hollow of Jacob's thigh in the sinew that shrank.
I've looked all over the market and can never find sinew meat. Sounds kinda good but it would prolly piss Jehovah off if I put one on the barbecue. Good thing Jehovah didn't touch Jacobs pee pee....it mighta shrank too!
Gumby
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kaykay_mp
Hmm, wonder why this story wasn't included in the "Bible Story Book"?
As I was reading it, I really thought that it was. Because my grandparents made me listen to those damned Bible Story tapes over and over again when we took road trips and stuff. That guy's voice was really creepy. But the study was still more interesting than the things kids had to do on Sundays after the meeting: we would always go to the second school and memorize books of the Bible in order. It got kinda old after a while and I didn't wanna go, but this rich Witness girl (who had the worst case of ADD you ever saw) would come up to me and say, "Teesa, teesa, let'sgoanddosomebiblebookssomebiblebooks!" (my nickname was Tesey) I wanted her to shut up, so I just kept going along with it. laters kaykay_mp
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Rabbit
bbtt- to mark this...too sleepy
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Pole
Jehovah didn't want to bring reproach on himself for losin the wrestling match so he used theocratic warfare
- "What is your name?" the man asked. ( apparently the headlock made Jehovah forget who he was wrestling with)
"Jacob!" he replied.
Then Jacob asked Him, "Please tell me Your name." ( these wrestling matches were so common with gods in those days that Jacob didn't know who the hell he was fightin)
Gumby at his best. I'm looking forward to your next study uncle Gumby!
Pole
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FlyingHighNow
Good thing Jehovah didn't touch Jacobs pee pee....it mighta shrank too!
Gumby
Maybe he did. And those men thus challenged are his direct descendents.
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gumby
Maybe he did. And those men thus challenged are his direct descendents
I'm thinkin the Greeks were REALLY his decendents. Have you seen their naked statues? They all look like they have shrinkage. Maybe they got embarrased while they were standing there naked having their picture
takencarvedGumby
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FlyingHighNow
Maybe they got embarrased while they were standing there naked having their picture
takencarvedGumby
Either that or by the time they'd stood there for a few weeks or days, they said to the sculptor, "Hey,I'm tired of standing here: use your own for the model. Or the sculptor wanted his gal to think all other men were itsy bitsy.
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