How much of a Witness are you? Take the quiz! (page 5)

unbeliever

20% JW

AlmostAtheist

bttt, to catch the late afternoon crowd.

Dave of the "lives in eastern standard time, and stupidly assumes everyone else does, too" class

DanTheMan

17%.

Dan, of the late-afternoon Great Crowd

Elsewhere

17%

zman

wwwwhohhoo 93% DUD i mean Dub......course I knew how to answer!!!!!!!!!!! missed the recreation ? I said 2%, guess I always have loved to have unchristian fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valis

13% WTF that high!?!?!?!

What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Motorcycle
No good Jehovah's Witness drives a motorcycle. Some Jehovah's Witnesses do it anyway, but don't look for them to be leaders in the church. People on motorcycles are viewed as rebellious, and are probably not approved by God for risking their lives in this way. You'll need to get rid of your bike to fit in among Jehovah's Witnesses.

*LOL*

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

hamsterbait

23%

My score seems to be right. Maybe I can get it down further. Like golf.

I shall get a dumper truck and give the pioneers and other wannabes a ride to the local dump, and drop them off to preach to those pesky rats.

100% Hamster

Junction-Guy

I was 33% witness, thats 33% too much for me-LOL

Dave

missy04

I'm 40% Witness...I better get rid of the two door pontiac and get a motorcycle, then stop mowing the lawn!!

jeanniebeanz

Very funny. LMAO

Jeannie

What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Motorcycle
No good Jehovah's Witness drives a motorcycle. Some Jehovah's Witnesses do it anyway, but don't look for them to be leaders in the church. People on motorcycles are viewed as rebellious, and are probably not approved by God for risking their lives in this way. You'll need to get rid of your bike to fit in among Jehovah's Witnesses.

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