Describe The Life of a Jehovah's Witness (page 4)

JH

It boils down to this

Meetings.......field service......meetings........field service.......meetings.....field service

all that work and never getting anywhere....

Elsewhere

LMAO @ DanTheMan!!!!

Yes, I remember that pic! Classic!

berylblue

Can't anyone come up with anything interesting or different?

Well, I certainly tried, but I was constantly told that by using unusual settings or two partners in my talk, I was seeking praise for myself and not for God's word.

Creativity is apparently not appreciated in God's righteous kingdom. No wonder I was always in a friggin' panic about what the f I would do in Paradise forever. Not that I thought there was a chance in hell I would make it through Armegeddon.

minimus

Hiya, Beryl.

ColdRedRain

http://jsefton.users1.50megs.com/FredHall/fredhall.htm The URL, in case anybody needs to see where the cartoons came from.

minimus

Is Fred Hall a typical JW? I'll best most here don't know who Fred Hall is.

Honesty

Seeking the light load Jesus promised his followers.

amazin

From observation of a JW, I'd say stressed out, always thinking of ways to evade an issue or giving a simple answer to a question. Tired, bored and devisive. Seems to have a split personality, I never know where they're coming from. Worried and has a hard time making a decision, always changing their mind and always saying something offensive and too dumb to even realize it. It's got to be a hard life, getting doors slammed in your face, being told off and having to isolate onesself from a world that God has created for them to be a part of. I've gotten used to this person's ways, but I don't tolerate them, I tell them how I feel about their foolishness because I love them and I know they love me as well.

ozziepost

Meetings, meetuings !

Describe The Life of a Jehovah's Witness

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