Warning to women! please read!

by claudia 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • claudia
    claudia

    PLEASE READ and pass on to a loved one. PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ:

    This is very disturbing, please forward to warn others... Everyone is
    always sending warnings about
    viruses, people trying to drug you in the street, people trying to scam
    use of your mobile phone -
    the list goes on and on. I don't usually forward such warnings, but this
    one came to me today from
    a very reliable source and I feel compelled to warn people. (By the way,
    the reason some men
    were sent this is so that they can warn the women in their lives.)

    *** WARNING: ***

    If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and
    asks you to show him your
    boobs, DO NOT show him your boobs! This is a scam and he is only trying
    to see your boobs >>

  • SlayerLayer
    SlayerLayer

    Claudia, I knew there was a reason I liked you. Absolutley hilarious.

    SlayerLayer---God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the snowy mountains and I had to eat him.

  • BoozeRunner
    BoozeRunner

    To all the women on this board,
    I am conducting a survey. Please post a URL showing your BOOBS. This is a scientific research survey-NO names will be revealed.

    Boozy

    p.s. AT LEAST I DIDNT SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR...LoL

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Claudia, you know I'm an artist, babe. It's purely professional, k? No need to get the other sisters' defenses up.

    That was funny!

  • TR
    TR

    I can't wait to see some boobs!

    TR

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
    —Edmund Burke

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    damn you. >:(

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    damn you. >:(

  • Roamingfeline
    Roamingfeline

    Claudia,

    It's very apparent, Dave's been going door-to-door again trying to "cop a feel". Poor guy, he's so deprived. Or is that depraved? I guess painting nudies of RHW just wasn't giving him the excitement it used to.

    RCat

  • larc
    larc

    Hi,

    I remember when I went from door to door. If the house wife would decline the magazines, I would ask her if I could see her boobs. I figured that if she turned down the magazines, she was a pagan, and pagans like to show their boobs. Well, I guess I was not very good in the door to door work. I never met my quota placing magazines or seeing boobs.

    Today, I am very thankful for the internet. I can go to the offical Watchtower websit and read the latest new light and then I can go to another website and see boobs.

  • Tina
    Tina

    Hi all,

    lol...I see he's doing Penthouse to house.......(ty gin)))))))) lol Cheers,Tina

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