<---------Spanked the Monkey in the KH bathroom when I was a kid
Funny Secrets!
by whyamihere 32 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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whyamihere
Spanked the Monkey in the KH bathroom when I was a kid??????????????????
Heatmiser WINS! lol
Brooke
p.s. I guess I wont be going to hell after all.
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Nancy Drake
Hey Brooke remember that big dent in my car on the drivers side...
I swore up and down to everyone that I didn't know how it happened? I even speculated that it might have been some gansters at Blockbuster.
Well....I got that dent trying to check my mail. I drove up one day to the mailbox so my driver side was next to the mailbox. But somehow I got the car stuck on the mailbox pole.
I swore to everyone that I didn't know how it happened. Because I was embarrassed.
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cindykp
Gosh, I dont know if I want to admit this or Not! You know the vibrating back massagers? Well, I have better use for them than on my back! One day I was doing the nasty, alone, and the dang thing starts making all this weird noise like it was going to take off in flight! Well, it did! The head of it started spinning like the exorcist, and it flew off. Needless to say, I didnt get off!
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whyamihere
Nancy!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you!!!!!!!!! lmao
Cindy wow never admit that to anyone really! Kidding!
Brooke
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Nancy Drake
Nancy!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you!!!!!!!!! lmao
Brooke remember when I hit the curb on North Point drive and my hubcap went rolling off into the field, and then when we got home, my dad asked why my hubcap was off and I just shrugged and said, "I don't know, I just felt like taking it off."
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whyamihere
Nancy this is for you!
I had this crap car it was so awesome! It was a 1986 Olds! I put a 350 in it! It rocked!
Anyway I was backing up and I hit a huge pole! I told everyone I had no clue what happened.
Brooke
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kls
Oh man i have so many ( can't believe i am telling this ) ok i was making meatloaf for dinner one night and ya know that damn piece of paper they put in between the meat, well i forgot to take it out and mashed my hamburger together and thinking how tuff this meat was but still never entered my ( blonde head ) that it was the paper being mashed in. I served it for dinner and could not stop laughing when i saw my family trying to chew dinner and pulling paper out of their food.
Well this isn't really a secret but this is my life,,,,,,,,,,,omg there is so much more i could tell
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AK - Jeff
When on vacation, being the good dubs we were, we always checked out the local KH to see meeting times, ect. Near Louisville, KY we stopped at one, I saw a car in the lot and thought maybe some of the brothers were inside - I pulled open the door [unlocked], and 15 seconds later the alarms went off - I jumped in the car and wifey and I sped off. Now I wouldn't open the door of a KH for any reason - well, unless I could maybe set off another alarm - that was fun in retrospect
Jeff
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Angharad
KH outing, Mr elder decides to make a bible based word search for everyone to do on the coach (yippy oh what fun) and was offering a prize for the first completed wordsearch (giant tub of tic tacs - whoo hoo). So the whole coach is scribbling away like busy little beavers trying to complete the word search - Simon and me just drew lines all over the grid and put up our hands to say we had finished. Mr elder didnt check and awarded us the prize
We actually felt guilty after and passed the tub all around the coach !