by whyamihere 32 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Brooke, that would only be funnier if you had taken a big crap on it. I love that story!
My dad caught me masturbating once, and I swore to him that I had a funny mark on my penis, and that I was examining it to see if it was serious or not. I sat there explaining the mark to him, and even tried to lie saying I would show it to him. I guess he believed me, cause he never brought it up again. I then proceeded to finish the job.
Dustin
Dustin,
You should have told your dad that you discovered that you had the 'mark of the beast on the forehead (the other head)' as prophecied in Revelation. You had to rub it out before you were doomed for destruction!
Then you could continue until you get the mark on your right hand.
I can't believe I'm telling you guys this:
At my first duty station, I was single and loving it, so I was a bit of a loose woman. I was invited to this guy's barracks room and this other guy came along, and we did some stuff. The other guy broke out his brand new video camera, but I was so drunk that I didn't care. Until the next day, that is. I ran back to his room and told him about it. At first he told me that he burned the tape. I didn't believe him, so he finally said that the video will never be shown to anyone else other than close friends (much better answer but I still didn't believe him). I knew the situation was out of my hands, but I'm hoping that he didn't put it out on the internet!
laters
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