Am I a bad person? (page 5)

prophecor

I'm accepting applications for discipline and disciple training, all interested persons get in line, single file !!!

jeanniebeanz

lol@brooke cant get too much of a good thing, I suppose!

J

HadEnuf

Even if it was a $200 shower thingee it still coulda broke...even if you read the directions.

No need to feel guilty my dear. I absolve you of your sin...of which you have not committed.

Cathy L. "Thank You For Your Support"

Nancy Drake

at least you'll be a clean liar

Purplesofa: LOL, Better a clean liar than a dirty liar.

So what! The store will get their money back from the company. They just send it back as defective.

Dustin: Yeah, I'm sure when they send it back the company will be like, "what dumbass tried to install this without reading directions?"

This reminds me of how when I was young, some of the kids in the neighborhood would go to a store and buy a toy

Elsewhere: I just got a mental picture of you and your little rascal friends trading in hula hoops for pogo sticks...

There are far more things in life to have guilt over!!!!!! My advice "put that baby on pluse and move on to greater sins!!!!!!!!!!"

zman, my syntactically challenged friend: done, and done...what do you think my purpose was in purchasing a dual massaging removable showerhead in the first place?

It's not like you had sex in a Kingdom Hall or anything

GBL: huff! That is, like, SO last thread!

You should feel more guilty about what you bought it for in the first place, you little trollop!

sixer: what has zman been telling you!?

The broom closet, maybe...

itsallgoodnow: don't feed gbl with more scenario fantasies for him to whack off to...unless that's your bag, he'll more than take you up on it

It is against the lewr to do such a thing. Yeu are not a bad person but a naughty, naughty girl.

inspector: you are not a REAL inspector are you? OMG, I knew they were watching me! You did not take pictures of me using my new happy showerhead, did you???

No, even so, lying and stealing are never good

Flash: I know. These apostates are sure doing a good job of relieving my guilt. Still, I know I'm going to think about it everytime I take a shower.

Don't lose no sleep nor worry about it. As long as you had the receipt they will replace it or give you back the money.

Golf: I know, it was all too easy.

Nancy it's not your fault they print those dang directions in every launguage but english!

bikerchic: ha, I knew there was a way to blame it on the foreigners! thanks!

Nope - crappy design if you ask me. For $35, it shouldn't be so easy (and fun) to break.

archimedes: well, what i did was fail to put pipe tape on as the directions called for. so when it started leaking, i figured it wasn't tight enough. So even though i had tightened it as far as it could go...i felt the need to wrench further and SNAP! I don't think it should have broken so easily either, though...cuz I'm not really a strong girl!

Heavens!... Is that a bad thing?

Jeanniebeanz...something you not tellin us???

HELP I"M BEING TAKEN OVER BY MY AVATAR)

Confused: I bet your favorite song is "The Gambler" too, isn't it? And yes...that shower head looks like mine with a handle...and wtf do you think I was doing with it?

Then I got my $7 back. SCORE!!

kaykay: Ha! I've had bad luck with stuff from Wal-Mart...everything seems to break...and their customer service is the WORST!

She took it back to Target in a bag full of pieces and just said, "I don't know what happened. It fell apart on me."

adelmaal: what a great story...that is almost exactly what I said to the clerk...I don't know what happened! Codeblue: thanks, I can feel my guilt dissipating with each post...hehe

So Nancy just turn the 35 dollar shower head into a Cheap 35 dollar Prostitute!

Brooke: !!! Quick, tell me how I can turn it into YOU. I love YOU!!!!! Jez, Valis, Lonelysheep: I knew this was going to turn into a spanking thread!!!

Happy new shower head, Now dont forget to shower the lil bits

Brummie: You're so cute. Come over to my house and you can watch me wash my big bits, too. hehe I said Bits, Bits... Wednesday, Prophecor and Hadenuf: Thank you dearly apostafriends for further relieving the guilt of my sins.... Now....about those spankings!!!!!

whyamihere

Waiting for my spanking!

I love you to Nancy!

Brooke

fairchild

Today, I bought one of those nifty shower heads that come off the wall and have pulse/massage type settings.

Are YOU a bad person? Check this out.. when I read this first line of yours, I thought the story was going to go in a totally different direction.

done, and done...what do you think my purpose was in purchasing a dual massaging removable showerhead in the first place?

OOHH (pretends to be shocked). Hahaha, a few years ago, I bought such shower head for the exact same reason. When I came home and installed it, I had to try it out right away. Unfortunately, it isn't as 'strong' as they said it would be. There is no pressure at all, and I've been living with this sad thing ever since.

As for bringing it back.. I know someone who bought a 4 pack of underwears at Wally world. After he had worn and washed them, they shrunk. He brought them back to walmart, insisting on getting his money back.

missy04

Awwwww, Nancy!! "Bad people" don't generally worry or wonder about if they're bad or not!!

I did that once with a pair of jeans where I bought them without trying them on and having gained a few pounds they were a bit too tight, and it pissed me off lol...so I said they shrunk horribly in the dryer and exchanged them...I felt bad about it but everyone does that kinda stuff sometimes..we are only human.

Big Dog

Okay Jez, that's enough of that huffiness, I've got a Red-Buns Model XL-2000 right here with your name on it.

seawolf

There are far more things in life to have guilt over!!!!!! My advice "put that baby on pluse and move on to greater sins!!!!!!!!!!"

AMEN, brotha, AMEN ! 4 out of 5 apostates agree, pulse action on the shower head !!!

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