As for bringing it back.. I know someone who bought a 4 pack of underwears at Wally world. After he had worn and washed them, they shrunk. He brought them back to walmart, insisting on getting his money back.
FAIRCHILD: You gonna leave me hangin' like that? SO??? Did he get his money back?
Awwwww, Nancy!! "Bad people" don't generally worry or wonder about if they're bad or not!!
MISSY: I probably am bad, seeing that I only tell you guys stuff so you can alleviate my guilty conscience. Hehehe. And I love you all for it!
4 out of 5 apostates agree, pulse action on the shower head
LOL, SEAWOLF: followed by a long spanking session...
I prefer to spank then to be spunk
PROPHECOR: Is spunk even a word??? Well, call my spunky Brewster then.
ZMAN: No matter what, you'll always be my favorite illiterate yokel.
PRESTON & BIG DOG: Not only are you guys alleviating my guilt...you're doing a job on my ego as well!!!
Now, resolve to follow instructions better the next time, so you won't have to do this again.
DY: I know, I know. I always tell myself I'm going to read the directions, but I always think directions are written for dummies and I get impatient and then after I 'f' it up...then I realize the instructions WERE written for dummies...ME.
When I get a new vehicle I read the whole owners manual.
XJW: I feel sorry for your wife.
KEN P.: So, tell us about this Sunday morning crotch sweat you feel guilty about....
BROOKE: I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!