My mothers ENTIRE side are Jehovah'e Witnesses. My uncle was a CO (Harry Snow), my other uncles were Elders (4 of them were). All my cousins on moms side are dubs and their children. My mothers side goes 5 generations of witnesses.....soon to be six. The only 3 that I know of that have left is myself and my two younger sisters.....so I have no apostate bastards to hang with if I wanted to.
My dads ENTIRE side are Mormons (if you can believe that!) Many are Jack Mormons, and many are Joseph Smith worshippin radicals who live in Utah. Damn.....I was cultbound from the gitgo!
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