Your Most Embarrassing Moment as a JW!

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What was your most Embarrassing Moment as a JW?

I was in 7th grade. My science teacher was a JW. Everyone just knew him as the creepy guy with a comb over who farted in class!

Well My older Brother had a tumor in his head(he is fine now) and my Parents had me stay home for 2 months and get my brothers off to school. That meant I missed 1st and 2nd classes that day for 2 months. I was under alot of stress and I was only 13. Well anyway when things got back to normal and everything was ok I went back to my 2 classes. Well I was getting straight A's before and I went down to a C+(big deal). He told me in front of everyone in class "Jehovah did not like my grades" I almost died(I laugh now about it). Then one of my friends Jesse looked at me and said "Who is Jehovah?" I said "This guy I know." I could have died. It's is funny now to talk about it.

Brooke

kwintestal

"This guy I know."

LMAO!!!! That is so funny Brooke!

I can't think of one right now, maybe it'll come to me!

Kwin

Honesty

Every moment I was one was embarrassing

GetBusyLiving

There was a guy that I used to work with at an old job that just started screaming "HAIL JEHOVAH" and marched up and down a row of customers doing the whole Nazi salute and march and everything. I just had to laugh.. it was so over the top.

GBL

Golf

When I was teenager, I went with this elderly sister to her bible study. In her Native tongue she goofed up, she was suppose to say, Christ will crush the head of serpent but instead she said, 'he will crush his balls!' She noticed the mistake and she started laughing out loud. I thought it was cool.

Golf

Nancy Drake

Brooke!! Hahahaha! That guy was my homeroom teacher!

He used to get a huge kick out of talking about JW stuff to me in class, too. One time after class as I was walking out...in front of everyone he said, "I'll see you at the meeting tonight!" And some kids were like..."what meeting?" and I just shrugged and said, "I don't know!"

My most embarrassing moment was when this guy asked me to go to a dance. I kinda wanted to go with him, but couldn't because of my JWness. So I told him I couldn't go because I was grounded. Some obnoxious kid overheard me and said, "aren't you not allowed to do anything because you're a Jew?" I was too embarrassed to correct him.

Pwned

I posted this in the intense service experience but it applies here too:

when i was around 12-13 i went to a door with my sister anyways out of nowhere I saw this kid I knew walking towards us up the street, without even thinking about it I tore off my tie, stuffed it in my bag and threw my bag over the side of the porch. I was so embarrased.I made up a story of how i was just visiting a friend.

jeanniebeanz

It was when I did an essay in highschool based upon an Awake magazine, which stated that the moons surface was glass and that's why it glowed. Did I mention that it was for my Science class and was delivered to the class in the form of an oral report?

J

HadEnuf

Hmmmmm...probably when I was giving a talk and my "householder" was in the bathroom and forgot about me sitting up there on stage waiting for her. It was probably only a few minutes...but there was this deathly silence in the KH and NO ONE rescued me. I had to sit up there in front of everyone until she came running up the aisle. It seemed like forever. I could barely get through the talk I was so rattled. Yuk...good riddance to that. She was such an airhead and she never even apologized to me.

Cathy L.

coffee_black

I was going door to door, and a girl in my High School class answered the door. She was really nice about it...but I wanted to die.

Coffee

Your Most Embarrassing Moment as a JW!

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