Your Most Embarrassing Moment as a JW! (page 2)

whyamihere

All good stories....Come on people there must be more out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brooke

p.s. Nancy Mr. H was so weird!

jeanniebeanz

Come on people there must be more out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weeelllll, there was that time that I tripped on the microphone cord in my four inch clogs during the sunday watchtower study and fell faceforward into the isle, with my skirt flying up over my melon. And no, I was not wearing panties, I was wearing underalls...

J

(always was tripping over those damn 70's clogs...anyone remember those? lol )

Pwned

one time i was called on to do the prayer for service and i got started laughing uncontrollably. it was funny but my mother was not pleased.

Elsewhere

And no, I was not wearing panties, I was wearing underalls...

This is exactly why the ladies need to learn how important it is to always wear a nice presentable thong - you never know when it might pop out for everyone to see!

Pwned

After the opening song the bro asked if anyone would volunteer to give a talk that was assigned to a sister who had not shown up. My stupid hand shot up into the air.
I wrote down the abbreviated book title and page numbers the talk was taken out of, and the nine year old girl next to me volunteered to be my householder. We scuttled back to the library to prepare the talk.
It was awful, the talk was about suppressing your sexual appetite and nothing else. Did I tell you I was fourteen at the time?
Well, brave girls that we were we gave that talk. Yep for 3 minutes I counseled that little sister about suppressing her sexual appetite.
When we got off the stage and back in our seats the real embarrassment began. The brother got up on stage and was quiet for a while, he looked a little confused. Then he proceeded to tell me that I must have looked in the wrong book to prepare the talk because that was not suppose to be what the talk was about.

freudian slip?

GetBusyLiving

This is an embarrassing story for my my mom.

I was about 6 or 7 and I was sitting with my mom while she was giving a talk at the Kingdom Hall. I was supposed to be the good little Christian boy.. very well behaved. Anyways I was bored out of my mind during this whole talk. She was wearing one of those dresses with the belts that arent there for any particular reason. I thought it would be a good idea to undo it and tie it in a bunch of knots to the chair she was sitting in. I spent just about the entire length of her talk tying knots.. she didnt even notice but I could hear some people in the audience snickering. When she got up at the end of the talk she took the chair with her. The elder doing the school had to help her undo all the knots.. she said that she was absolutely embarrassed to death. I just remember all the laughter and feeling like I had just done something great. I realized how bad it actually was when my dad took me into the back school and gave me the worst spanking ever. lol

GBL

Elsewhere

*** Hands sphere a loaded hand-gun ***

Go right ahead and do it... after that no one would blame you.

And here is my Easter Egg!

fairchild

One of the ladies in our KH is in her nineties and lives in a nursing home. Oh wait, let me back up for a second.. My neighbor is an alcoholic who has some VERY obnoxious friends. Most of them know me because I politely say hi every time I see them arriving to have a drinking party with him. So, my friend and I often go to the nursing home and take this nice old JW lady out for lunch. Everyone knows my friend and everyone knows that she is a JW, because she announces the 'good news' all the time, everywhere. One day we went to the nursing home to bring this nice lady back, after we had taken her out for lunch. One of my neighbor's rude friends was there, visiting a family member. She saw us and practically cried out to me "Chris, what the f*ck, I didn't know you were a Jehovah!" That was pretty embarassing, especially after I had just had a conversation with my friend about 'bad associations' (she telling me that I had to get rid of my bad associations)

Leolaia

Going to the meeting on Election Day and on the Fourth of July wearing red-white-blue coordinates. I had no idea my dress could be interpreted as relating to the holiday until it drew the ire of certain "mature ones".

jeanniebeanz

<-------no longer looks good in a thong.

Actually surprised I didn't get hauled back to the second school for exposing myself... lol

Leo,

Letting your patriotism show, huh?

Your Most Embarrassing Moment as a JW!

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