by pleaseer2001 46 Replies latest social humour
Ok Jesika and I started this in chat so here it goes,
You know your an apostate when..........worldy is a word used for your friends
You now your an apostate when ............your parents call after five years....and say anything new!
You know your an apostate when...........you see a dud at you door and you get it with a smoke in hand and rollers in your hair!
You know you are an apostate when.................................your parties are called apostofests.
You know you are an apostate when..................................refering to the borg you aren't talking about Star Trek.
Jes
Just thought I would bump this to the top since it was posted sooooooo early this morning.
Jes
You know you are an apostate when.... the $500 check you sent for "The Kingdom Interlinear Translation of the Christian Greek Scriptures" and "Knowledge That Leads to Everlasting Life" books is returned to you with a note asking you to never contact the WTBTS again.
..............you read Crisis of Conscience and everything finally makes sense.
You know your an apostate when...... you post on this thread
You know your an apostate when...... you know what the org. is gonna come up with next before the dubs do
You know you're an Apostate when................you don't have to hide your porn.
You know you're an Apostate when................you prefer "R" rated movies.
You know you're an Apostate when................you actually sing Christmas songs out loud while strolling through the mall.
TimB
... you have a diferent point of view, and it's OK.
Kwin
You know your an apostate when you think Valis is ok to hang out with!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!
You know your an apostate when you AND your dog chase the jws out of your yard!
... you've lived "in sin" for 7 years
... you dont care what you read, as long as it isn't WTBS literature
... you don't care what you watch.. on TV, movies, etc.
... you think Kill Bill is funny
... you believe demonz are idiots
... you'd rather read on JWD than watchtower.org
... you understand the word Apostate and readily take it to heart
