You know your an Apostate when (page 2)

BrendaCloutier

You know your an apostate when you think Valis is ok to hang out with!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!

You and V-man slay me! ROFLMFAO!! I hope to meet y'all some time.

OOops, I think that's apostate.

Hey, good thread!

melmac

... you want your kids to be raised as healthy people.

... you're not afraid of "demunz" in toys, movies or music.

.....when on a Sunday morning you are reading the paper on the front porch with a spring breeze blowing past your cheek, the faint smell of flowers in the air, the song of birds filling your ears....you realize what an amazing day it is, how lucky you are for the things in your life, and how beautiful God made the world.... and couldn't possibly think that a God would want you indoors listening to some tight ass tell you how much you should suffer for God.

xjw_b12

You know your an Apostate when you no longer pray for rain on Saturday mornings.

doogie

You know you're an Apostate when................you don't have to hide your porn.

hahaha. nice.

ah crap...i still hide mine. guess i'm not quite there yet.

EvilForce

....... when you have turned your "service bag" into a holder for your books like "Crisis of Cons." , "The Four Major Cults".... or in my case PORN :)

tweety

You know your an apostate when......you decorate your house for every holiday!

dee

jeanniebeanz

You know your an apostate when.....your teenagers feel free to come to you with problems without fearing that you'll turn them in to the Gestapo.

myelaine

....the Holy Spirit within you , glorifies God and NOT the organization.

michelle

disciple

Doing "time in prison, has nothing to do with "counting time" in prison.

When providing a "service for money" has nothing to do with "receiving contributions in service"

When getting a "full assembly" brake kit does not remind you of "taking a break at Big Conventions"

When talking to the elders doesn't break you out in a cold sweat.

And you know you are apostate when you can pull a box of Pioneer Baking Mix from the shelf without even thinking about the time you were trying to get your hours in as a Pioneer baking in the sun.

You know your an Apostate when

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