"We need to talk"! Men hate to hear those four words coming off of their GF's pouty lips. We know what they are really saying is, that they need to chew our butts and we need to take it!
Then there is the cell phone, or any phone for that matter. If you can get them off the stupid thing long enough to start to converse hope it does not ring because they will interrupt you, put the hand in your face, and start talking on the phone as they slowly turn their backs on you. If your on the phone with them, which I recommend to keep to a minimum, they will put you on hold when their phone beeps. Warning, never do this to them or your gotta hear those four words from the previous paragraph!
When they talk they expect you to listen, but will get very angry if at some future date you use their own words to discribe something they have done to you. Now your throwing their words in their face! But they tell you they want you to open up so that at some future date they can do just that with your words!
To all of this I say, "Ladies, how about a little less talk and a lot more action!" Maverick, who loves his lady but wishes she'd shut up once in a while!