What do you call a redhead between a blonde and a brunette??
A translator.
Bonde Jokes Anyone?
by hillbilly 38 Replies latest social humour
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Fe2O3Girl
A man discovers that his aged, extremely wealthy father only has about a month to live. He goes out to a nightclub, and approaches the most beautiful woman in there, a young blonde.
"Would you like to come home with me?" he asks, continuing "Before you decide, let me tell you that in about a month I will inherit $5million." The blonde smiles and goes home with him, and two weeks later she becomes his step-mom.
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tijkmo
did you hear about the blonde who didnt like shopping online
because she couldnt find the restrooms
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BrendaCloutier
A beautiful blonde sits next to a handsome man in a bar, and after he buys her a couple of drinks, she says in a seductive voice "I'll do ANYTHING you can name in three words for $200".
The man thinks about it for a few minutes, then pulls $200 out of his wallet and laying it on the bar says "Paint - My - House".
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tijkmo
a guy is sitting at the bar and turns to the guy next to him...did you hear about the blonde....when he feels a tap on his shoulder..and he turns round and sees a 6ft blonde girl who tells him..im the local kickboxing champion and over there is my older blonde sister and she is the local boxing champion and next to her is my younger blonde sister who is the local judo champion..so do you still want to tell your blonde joke
no way..said the guy..i really cant be bothered explaining it 3 times
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hillbilly
Gil... spelling and me, for the record ... I write on a semi-pro basis. I was knee-deep into a English minor at college years ago. I can spell and know the rules of English grammar. However, as this board is a social excercise for me.. I refuse to worry to much about spelling and trival things like that. If you can undertstand what I say here...well buddy- JOB WELL DONE!
Call it red-neck "u-bon-iks"
~Hill
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BrendaCloutier
Yup. Hill's a well edefied blonde.
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tijkmo
a research organization decide to have an investigation into how true it is about blondes being intellectually challenged...so they announce for as many blondes as possible to gather at a local stadium to undergo some tests
on the day the stadium is full and the researcher pulls one girl from the crowd and they go to the centre of the field where a microphone is set up for all to hear
1st test simple arithmetic....what is 8+4....11 says the blonde...no says the researcher..its 12
give her another chance shouts the crowd
ok whats 6+3.....8.....no sorry its 9
give her another chance shouts the crowd
ok last chance says the researcher ...very simple...whats 2+2....4 says the girl
give her another chance shouts the crowd
funny thing was i was telling this joke at the dinner table of my blonde sister and her family when after the first part..whats 8+4.. her 7 year old boy said it isnt 11...my blonde sister told him to be quiet ..it was 11...and my other sister said ..no hes right it isnt 11 its 10...but thats because shes dyed blonde
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The Chuckler
What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?
The shopping cart has a mind of it's own.
She drops her chips. -
BrendaCloutier
There are blondes, and there are blonde wannabe's.......