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OUTASERVICE (ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW)
HOW MANY JW'S DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
by Outaservice 32 Replies latest jw friends
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tetrapod.sapien
12: one to bring the motion to order, and the rest to vote "yes".
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garybuss
With 6,000,000 denying it's burned out, why change it?
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Outaservice
WIFE SAYS ONLY THE GB CAN CHANGE IT AS IT WOULD BE 'NEW LIGHT'!
OUTASERVICE
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m. kirov
if you had faith in Jehovah's spirit directed organization, you would know that the light will be back on...in his time not ours...in fact, this is one of Satan's snares...so in the mean time, allow us to comfort and cunfuse you with our interpolated doctrine based off of the scripures-the ones we translated lovingly for your benefit
but i like the comment from garybuss!!!! very good
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Billygoat
I don't think the light bulb is burned out unless there are two witnesses.
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EvilForce
everything in this old system is wicked and about to be destroyed anyway.....so let's wait on Jehoba to change it.
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Evanescence
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light!
Evanescence
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EvilForce
5,000
On to screw it in...... 4,999 to ohh and ahhh over the NEW LIGHT. -
LouBelle
Light??????
Let me consult my miniture pyramid and I'll get back to you on this one.