Only one but the light bulb has to be gullible enough to listen.
HOW MANY JW'S DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
by Outaservice 32 Replies latest jw friends
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aniron
One JW in Brooklyn
But there has to be a talk at a District Convention to explain why it was change.
Followed 3 months later by a Watchtower study article, explain in detail why, it was changed. Using the original Greek and Hebrew words to show why.
This will be followed by some JW's leaving because this is the umpteenth time we have had to change the bulb. Some will leave because the "new light" has exposed the lies of the WT.
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The Chuckler
How many JWs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2 - But if they are not married they risk DFing for immorality if caught.
:-))
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Stephanus
8 - Only a two thirds majority of the Governing Body can impart new light.
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doofdaddy
None
They'll scam a bible study to do it for free
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doofdaddy
Or
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a jehovahs witness???
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Elsewhere
None... they will wait on Jehover to change the light bulb in his own due time.
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garybuss
Aniron wrote:
One JW in Brooklyn
But there has to be a talk at a District Convention to explain why it was change.
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Jeffro
Changing lightbulbs is a conscience matter. Individual Christians should not be criticized for changing lightbulbs, or from refraining to do so, in harmony with their Bible-trained conscience.
The lightbulb of revealed truth appears to be on the blink and should be changed as soon as possible. -
Mary
144,000..........and don't forget, that lightbulb hasn't burned out, it's just been invisible for the last 90 years .