Only one. He/She'll just condemn it to Armeggedon so much that it'll blindly change itself.
HOW MANY JW'S DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
by Outaservice 32 Replies latest jw friends
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cyber-sista
You know we should always go to God's word when we are making important decisions about our lives.
Why don't you let me do some research and I'll get back to you on that question....
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TresHappy
Did Jehovah's spirit directed organization say the light bulb can be changed? Perhaps the lamp is unplugged. We should wait for clarification from the Society...
Or perhaps I could look it up in one of my Watchtower bound volumes!
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Gipster
You would have to be able to see the light first to know it's out.
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in a new york bethel minute
it all depends on if he's getting to his meetings. is he getting to his meetings? is he prepared? does he comment? what about his field service? is he getting his time in? brothers, if we are getting to our meetings and staying regular in the ministry, then we wont have time for worrying about changing a lightbulb. worldly people have so much time on their hands that they are always changing lightbulbs. apostates buy them in bulk. but we find our light at the meetings, bookstudies, assemblies, conventions, and in the service... and if we go home to a dark house, we are thrilled. thank u.
bethellightbulbchanger
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EvilForce
5 - 1 brother to do it and 4 elderette's to stand there pissing and moaning at his technique
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Oroborus21
I better write to Bethel for the answer...
-Eduardo
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jaffacake
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a Jehovah's Witness?
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Netty
You dare ask a question!! This is apostate thinking! Remember we must avoid the snare of independent thinking.
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Maverick
Wonderful Jaffacake!
I say none....they like the dark and have convinced themselve that their dark is better than the light from the world!
Four legs is better than two, Four legs is better than two, Two legs is better than four!