1. Go out to lunch at every session. Bring back bags of fast food that say "Burger King"
or "McDonalds" on them. If you really have balls, have a friend deliver a Domino's
Pizza directly to your seat.
2. Buy and install those remote controlled "Fart" machines ( novelty store item ) around the
assembly seating. Fire them off when the speaker pauses at dramatic moments.
3. Wear your name tag-badge while visiting every adult book store in town.
- and topless bars and gentlemen' clubs and gay bars.
4. Use the contribution boxes as a voting booth. Insert green pieces of paper
that boldly express your opinion in a single brief phrase. "Sorry, I gave your
donation to Silentlambs!" or "Why are these meetings so F---ing boring?"
would work well.
5 . Knit a sweater during the sessions
6. Always be the last person left clapping when cued by the brother giving the talk.
7. Clap at inappropriate moments (" Many of our brothers are just giving up......")
8. Show too much cleavage
9. Play video games
10. Scratch off reams of lotto tickets at your seat.
Buena Suerte,
metatron