How To Enjoy Assemblies By Being Rebellious

by metatron 20 years ago 92 Replies latest 20 years ago watchtower scandals

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  Jeffro 20 years ago

  flirt madly with the nearest member of the opposite sex until the end of the session.

  Why stick to the opposite sex?

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  Jeffro 20 years ago

  Sing really really out of tune.... and keep the note going until the next verse starts

  Why bother doing that? You'll fit right in.

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  Ténébreux 20 years ago

  No, no... the trick is to sing the song in tune, but a diminished fifth above everyone else.

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  G Money 20 years ago

  You can buy the stink bombs, little glass vials. About 5 minutes before the start, walk around (there are hoardes of people walking around so wear a suit and you'll fit in) and drop one every 50 feet, they hit the floor silently and someone will step on them. After 3/4 way around, calmly walk out. The whole place will stink up and they'll have to empty the place out.

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  LuckyNun 20 years ago

  what has happened since I left in 1993? do they not give out Shasta and hoagies and fruit bags? what are people supposed to eat? they had just segued into passing out food on a donation basis when I left. btw-you rule!

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  misguided 20 years ago

  They've scrapped the whole food thing. Now you have to bring your own bagged lunch. This arrangement was supposed to be rejoiceful change, because now everyone could listen to the "real food" instead of having people miss the sessions to get the food prepared.

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  RichieRich 20 years ago

  My mom always packs tuna... Im like - Mom you know I don't like tuna... WTF?

  Anyhow- arent the glass capsule stink bombs real expensive? If not PM the link!

  Oh yeah the check is coming along nicely- we ll discuss it in more detail on a NEW thread...

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  LuckyNun 20 years ago

  oh, now THAT'S funny. remember when people who couldn't afford it or for dietary reasons brought food from home for assemblies and conventions were looked down on because they weren't contributing by buying the Society's food?

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  swiftbreeze 20 years ago

  yall got me in tears....

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  Soledad 20 years ago

  I always wanted to sit in the upper deck with a bullhorn siren. Or walk in with a wedding party and march up and down the aisles, pose for pictures, throw the bouqet.....

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