The first time that I met Simon, he was wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with the word "Apostate". It was all spelt out in evil-type letters, in fact it looked suitably demonic.
When I encountered him at another 'fest, his T-shirt slogan simply read: "No! I will not fix your computer!".
So, I was just sort of wondering if anyone had any good ideas for suitable apostafest slogans that would look really eye-catching on a T-shirt?
The only slogan I can think of for me is: "No. I do not wax my legs".
Any ideas?
Englishman.