by Englishman 50 Replies latest jw friends
"Define Truth"
"Apostate?! Where?!"
"9 out of 10 jws love oral sex, they just don't know it"
"I think therefore I am....apostate"
"Think you not? JW are you." (any star wars fans please correct as needed)
"120 years from Adam....this time we're serious"
"Armageddon It"
Millions once living have already died.
"My parents raised me in a religious cult, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. Oh yeah, and crippling emotional problems."
"These are my dress clothes."
"Pour some on the ground for the millions who were living, but have since died."
"Bad Association"
"The person in this T-Shirt, is no longer one of Jehovah's Witnesses."
"Watch out for the Watchtower!"
"Simon Says"
"witnesses are all around us...Be afraid, be very afraid." .....
"i gave blood fragments to the american red torture stake!"
"please don't raise your glass to mine"
"i partook this year just to F with your numbers"
"you can get df'd just by reading this shirt"
"JW's- they put the FUN in fundamentalist dogma"
"what does JWism have in common with drums and tennis? it's a snare and racket!" (badly worded )
If there aren't 2 witnesses, this didn't really happen! I survived the "back room". (Not quite what I had in mind, something to that effect.)
how about,
APOSTATES ARE FREE THINKERS
APOSTATES RULE
APOSTATES NEED NO INTRODUCTIONS
APOSTATES GALORE
APOSTATES DON'T HAVE TO PREACH.
APOSTATES DEFY ARMEGGADON
APOSTATES DON'T KILL
Orangefatcat.
"W.W.F.F.T.U
World Wide Federation of FreeThinkers Unite"
"The Circuit Overseer is coming....Look busy!"
"The Circuit Overseer is coming....Who cares?"
" 'postate and proud of it"
"I took a piss on Russell's grave"
"Jehovah, is he a dim bulb?"
"The Watchtower: Holy Shit"
