Apostafest T Shirt Slogans.

by Englishman 50 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Here is a bumper sticker I once made:

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    8 out of 10 apostates said they preferred 'Playboy'

  • Markfromcali
    Markfromcali

    How about something a little more subtle: "We all lived in a yellow subroutine."

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    This is great!!!

  • Markfromcali
    Markfromcali

    Maybe: "The bible speaks of the sign of the last days ... blah blah war, famine, etc. etc... But I do have good news - I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to Geicko!"

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    I am a JW apologetic

    Ask me how to break out of the WTBTS Jail

    All Non-JW's are going to be Destroyed

    Freddie Franz Lives.... in Hell

    Gilead Missionary of the Year.. I made it with all the Sistas

    My Mother is a Cult Member

    Member in Good Standing - WTBTS

    You can Trust Me.. I'm a JW Elder

    I Caught the Clap from a JW

    New Light For Old JW's

  • jschwehm
    jschwehm

    How about:

    Millions Then Living Are Now Dead

    Jeff S.

  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish

    How about:

    "Millions now dying will never live"

    or does it sound better as:

    "Millions now dying have never lived"

    ?

    I liked "My mother is a cult member"

    ig.

  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish

    or how about one for the lady apostatesses, to be printed over the chest area:

    "Keep your eyeses off my prizes!"

    ig.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    "The G B and old farts both smell the same"

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