Is The Awake Getting Dumber? (7/22/05) (page 2)

HadEnuf

3)"Meeting The Challenge of Meetings" (pg. 28)

Are you serious? Nah...I must have misread. I think I'm gonna crap my large pink undies with that one.

cathy l.

Honesty

And the stooopid dubs think all the laughter they hear up and down the street they are working is because they're being persecuted for Joe Hoba's name.

free2beme

What it fails to tell you is that God is going to end famine by killing off starving multitudes at Armageddon because they aren't Jehovah's Witnesses!

Just had to comment that that made me laugh. As I always thought it was funny that the Witnesses presented such a positive view of the future and yet only when you studied with them did you learn the dark hope of what they held that would proceed such a positive ending. Kind of like luring people to your home for ice cream and then once they were there saying, okay now we do the spanking first and the ice cream will make it seem okay. Although some adults might like that and skip the ice cream, but that is a different subject all together.

tweety

This post was funny! Their not just dumb....their BORING articles!

jeanniebeanz

It's more like a 2 year correspondence college. LMAO

EF, you is insultin da corruspondanse kolage!

*pinches EF*

LouBelle

I agree that we need to have one of these a week - our week giggle at the awake. if you are a sincere christian one would ask themself WHAT THE HELL HAS THIS MAG GOT TO DO WITH SALVATION - I'm not saying I'm a christian either.

I can't even stomach having those mags in my posession. I've turffed all my literature. That whole paragraph / question format has me feeling ill - that's why I can't read some of the posts when they copy paste form the WT CD.

Mary

EvilForce said: So much for a 4 years college education by reading them. It's more like a 2 year correspondence college.

Oh now come on, aren't you being a little generous there? I'd say it's equivalent to watching Mr. Rogers.

funkyderek

"When the Gesells saw the giant wave in the distance, they turned around and started running."

This is right up there with the experience in a previous Awake! of a guy who had a heart attack, and because he had read Awake!, knew to phone for an ambulance.

Crumpet

I am dying with laughter! I would love someone to send that as a letter to the society with the magazine demanding a refund of their "voluntary contribution"!

Ozner

There is some quality problem with the magazine's. The are very simple. But even more, the assembly's are very simple too! Last year I could not understand the simple mind way of "teaching" us. Just like "playing the same song all the time...". Old wine in old .... And now, the Daniel Fantasy book is historical very simple. Watch the pictures in it. King of North, King of South switching when it is in line with WTS doctrine. Bleh... Ozner.

Is The Awake Getting Dumber? (7/22/05)

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