by slimboyfat 57 Replies latest jw friends
I was just wondering. I am having a study again to become active. I want to get back in with the Witnesses. I want to try to get a position of responsibility in the congregation worldwide.
Just go to New York and tell the receptionist that you are one of the annointed and have instructions from Joe Hoba for the Governing Body.
You folks just don't understand slimboyfat. He's stirring you up soooo easily, he's pissin' is pants.
Just grab it out of the water, throw it on a hard floor as hard as you can, then put it back in the water.
If that is not an option, poor a little bleach or soap in the water and that will kill the fish in a few days.
Seran wrap over the top... works on cats too.
Why you pickin on goldfish...?
u/d (of the feeding the trolls class)
One has not peed one's pants since seven.
Thanks for the suggestions, but I abhor violence (like the Psalmist).
Just go take a piss in it's tank. That should do the trick. That answer works in a literal and figurative sense.
I abhor violence (like the Psalmist).
Like the Psalm where David asks Jehovah to kick in the teeth of his enemy?
No THAT'S a prayer!
u/d (of the has porecelain crowns class)
Like the Psalm where David asks Jehovah to kick in the teeth of his enemy?
You catch my mid-Atlantic drift!
A drop or two of ammonia should do it. Won't take much.
Or if you'd rather, a bit of vodka.
Just grab the fish and flush it down the toilet.
"Fish? What fish?"
