How can one poison a goldfish?

by slimboyfat 57 Replies latest jw friends

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    If you want to get rid of the fish, add a bunch of ice to the water, the sudden change should shock it to death.

    Kwin

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    I anything deserves a resurrection this old fish does.

    Some characters now missing from the board too.

    Slim

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    A blender oughta do it. Just close your eyes, so you don't see the violence. If they had had them back then, the psalmist might have used one on his enemies. Remember, he's the guy who liked to see the brains of his enemies on rocks.

    S

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa
    Just grab it out of the water, throw it on a hard floor as hard as you can, then put it back in the water.

    LMAO..........thanks..........it just struck me as hilarious......needed a laugh.

    purps

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    Pretend it's an apostate fish and pray to Jehovah to strike it dead.

    Slim, you're more incoherent than usual this week. I hope you're remembering to take all your meds.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Ha..Ha..Ha!..Aren`t you hillarious!..3 threads and multiple posts..Answer my question Troll!!...OUTLAW

  • riverofdeceit
    riverofdeceit

    Actually, I have had to ask a somewhat similar question before. It is a morbid question and while I don't know your reason for asking I will give a decent reason for the question (barring limiting myself to household chemicals). We had a goldfish at work that was developed some sort of tumor or something. It was swimming upside down and bleeding. I would have simply flushed it but it was HUGE so that wasn't an option. I at least wanted to euthanize it. I was not allowed to just run it over with the car. A bit violent for my tastes and I was working with females. I was told to put it outside (it was below freezing), it would get hypothermia, supposedly, though I suspected that it would just suffocate before that happened, and die painlessly (aside from the pain it was already in I guess).

    I had a cat that became emaciated because of a tumor. I brought it to the vet to be put to sleep. (at first we just thought she was pregnant until you pet her and could just feel bones) They refused and instead said they would have to do exploratory surgery to rule out the possibility of saving it(no guarantee, just ruling out the possibility), which would have been extremely expensive (especially for a farm cat). Two days later (on the weekend) it was unable to even lift up its head (let alone walk). It spent an hour on my bed having seizures. I don't own a gun and didn't think it would be right to do the tailpipe thing. I strangled it to death. It took about twenty to thirty seconds, and it is the most horrible thing that I have ever done in my life. I almost feel like crying right now. If there would have been a better way (I didn't want to be seen outside gassing her with carbon monoxide from the tailpipe of my car) I would have done it.

  • VM44
    VM44

    slimboyfat.....what's the deal with goldfish?

    --VM44

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    When nobody is around take a baseball bat and bash everything in the room - light fixtures, the furniture, pictures of mom, your CD collection, the goldfish bowl. Paint some anarchist symbols and socialist graffitti on the wall. Tell the cops you had an anti-WTO rally. Nobody is going to ask questions about the goldfish.

  • VM44
    VM44

    From TheGoldfish Sanctuary,

    And, of course, buy a tank as soon as possible. They're not expensive, and your fish will thank you for it.

    http://www.petlibrary.com/goldfish/fishcare.htm

    Goldfish are interesting creatures.

    --VM44

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